All categories - 19 January 2007

A man walks into an ice cream shop, asks for a dip of chocolate. The clerk replies that they are out of chocolate. The man looks around and again asks for a dip of chocolate. Again, the clerks replied that they were out of chocolate. Hearing this, the man looks around again, returned and asked for chocolate. The clerk asked the customer, "can you spell the word Van, as in Vanilla?", to which the man did. The clerk then said "Can you spell straw, as in Strawberry?" Again, the man did. " Now, can you spell F**K in chocolate?" The man replies, "there's no F**K in chocolate!!" the clerk shouts , "That's right!!!! there's no F**kin' chocolate!!!!!"

2007-01-19 16:55:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-19 16:55:45 · 2 answers · asked by hs415zps 1 in Mathematics

I'M A SLvT LESBIAN MANWHORE TRAPPED IN A AVATAR'S BODY IMAGE XOXOXOXOXOXOXOX

2007-01-19 16:55:42 · 12 answers · asked by Zhukov 1 in Religion & Spirituality

It sounds bizarre, to say the least, but I read long time ago about something like it, any one else have?

2007-01-19 16:55:40 · 13 answers · asked by carpetbagger 4 in Astronomy & Space

2007-01-19 16:55:34 · 5 answers · asked by Dan B 1 in Football (American)

I'm in a band with four guys and I'm the only girl. After one of our long concerts we usually crash at whoever's house is the closest. Is it wrong for four guys and one girl to sleep in the same bed? Give me your thoughts.................

2007-01-19 16:55:33 · 22 answers · asked by Perfectly Insane 5 in Polls & Surveys

Inspired by an absolutely wonderful person who should know who he is....

2007-01-19 16:55:33 · 13 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

I will soon get a high school diploma and I want to know what should I study in school,
my main focus in research will be hiv/aids and cancer so what courses should i focus on

2007-01-19 16:55:30 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

I want to get involved in trading and the stock market but don't know jack sh*t can you give me some good references please

2007-01-19 16:55:27 · 8 answers · asked by Eric O 2 in Investing

Would it bother you if your boyfriend had all females for friends and hangs out with them or is on the computer communicating with them daily? What if there is one female in particular that you do no like at all and you asked him to stop being friends with her for that reason and he does not respect your feelings and remains friends with her anyway? How would you handle this?

2007-01-19 16:55:22 · 19 answers · asked by luciousgreeneyedlady 5 in Singles & Dating

2007-01-19 16:55:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2007-01-19 16:55:20 · 11 answers · asked by Rene V 1 in Horoscopes

my mom always told me my heart wouldget me in trouble and it does. i have a very big heart. i help any1 i can.i have a hard time saying no. i can't stand ppl getting mad at me, it hurts me deeply.if i can help some1 it makes me happy and i feel good about myself knowing i helped them.ppl know this and take advantage.how do i change this without hurting ppl. ppl tell me i have an attitude or i am being a smartass when i say no. i know what it is like to ask for help and nobody is there.it seems like nobody knows me unlessthey are wanting something from me, and that is a very lonely and dark place to be.so if i am there for ppl, at least i am happy. it hurts when ppl use me.it gets to the point sometimes that i don't want to be in this world anymore and i start thinking bad thoughts. help a desparate heart to change.i have been like this since i was 17 yrs. old and i am 44 yrs.old now.the bad thoughts are getting to be more and more of becoming in effect.

2007-01-19 16:55:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

Culd u plz send me a pic of each. i need actual picture not sumethin from google images

2007-01-19 16:55:17 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Engineering

i think i licked a computer screen, dont ask lol *blushes*




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2007-01-19 16:55:05 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Last week they pulled Billy Miller out of the mothballs.

2007-01-19 16:55:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

So how do Christians justify creationism simply because the have faith in a book of questionable origins, yet deny the overwhelming physical evidence of evolution?

2007-01-19 16:55:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

well my rap name right now is MC whyt, but i kinda wanna change it, it doesnt match my style

im more of a diss rapper, and i cant figure out a name

if u have any ideas throw em out

2007-01-19 16:54:58 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-19 16:54:50 · 6 answers · asked by chucky 3 in Religion & Spirituality

how much does it cost?

and will it eventually run out of ip addreses to use (after you get banned that many times) and you are back where you started?

anybody else out there who worships their own privacy could tell me please? (by the way, not doing anything wrong, just dont like giving personal info out in sign up process)

2007-01-19 16:54:48 · 2 answers · asked by mark m 1 in Other - Computers

Hi, im white as the bathtub. I think blacks, muslims and gypsies has a hard time integrate (in a good way) to the white countries around the world. The gypsies have been kicked out 5 times from Sweden in the past 500 years, they have been that since they could not work like normal swedes. I think the things we have seen regarding the muslims, they have a "strong" very odd culture also, will they ever integrate with us or will they keep the traditions? The blacks in America i feel sorry for, they have not been brougt over from Africa in a good way, regardles of who captured them and sold them to white people.

My question is, how will this end with the muslims and blacks? Will they integrate?

Please reed this before answering the question. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,139614,00.html

The multicult gave Sweden "swedish terrorists" and so much more bad stuff, will this break like it did during the WW2?

2007-01-19 16:54:45 · 2 answers · asked by Lady Benedo 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-01-19 16:54:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

I was just wondering because there is that one poster that posts msg's about coming to Islam and joining the polygamous way.... Is that the Islam that most people belong to, or is that a separate sect, or is that nothing at all to do with Islamic tradition.

2007-01-19 16:54:36 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

when I put on makeup or look for an outfit my friends or maids sometimes asks me for my things. but they are expensive stuff sometimes and I dont know how to say no without hurting everyones feelings!

2007-01-19 16:54:35 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philippines

Where can I buy or order different baklava pastries in the SF bay area?

2007-01-19 16:54:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in San Francisco

2007-01-19 16:54:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Orlando

he asked me to so i do not know what to do

2007-01-19 16:54:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

hey guys can i play sd vs raw 2007 on my pc if i have a good graphic card and a ps2 emulator
and if i can play it do i need ps2 remote or can i play it with my keyboard?
the answer wich works will get 10 points for sure!

2007-01-19 16:54:20 · 4 answers · asked by Mr.Shayan, 4 in Wrestling

First, it was an obsession of cleanliness, than an obsession of aligning things perfectly, obsession of doing things the exact way, obsession of getting the perfect deals, obsession of collecting everything, obsession of over simplification, obsession of typing perfectly, or writing perfectly, I can go on.

Currently, I am trying to create the perfect video game collection, and it's critically hard.

I have Atari 2600, Colecovision, NES, SNES, N64, GCN, PS1, PS2, PS3, Sega Dreamcast, and xBox. All my games, manuals, and boxes, must be in perfect, mint condition, or I get rid of them. This obsession has made me sell multiple games that were not fit for the perfect collection, and go out of my way to buy other games that like they would fit in.

It is hard to explain, but it drives me nuts. It's also very expensive too.

If there is anyone else there that thinks they might have it worse, let me know.

2007-01-19 16:54:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health