A man walks into an ice cream shop, asks for a dip of chocolate. The clerk replies that they are out of chocolate. The man looks around and again asks for a dip of chocolate. Again, the clerks replied that they were out of chocolate. Hearing this, the man looks around again, returned and asked for chocolate. The clerk asked the customer, "can you spell the word Van, as in Vanilla?", to which the man did. The clerk then said "Can you spell straw, as in Strawberry?" Again, the man did. " Now, can you spell F**K in chocolate?" The man replies, "there's no F**K in chocolate!!" the clerk shouts , "That's right!!!! there's no F**kin' chocolate!!!!!"
2007-01-19 16:55:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.
After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he’s found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, “It looks like you blew a seal.”
“No, no,” the penguin replies, “it’s just ice cream.“
2007-01-19 17:00:14 · answer #1 · answered by Rowdy Yayhoot 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The teacher asks Little Johnny "Which body part goes to heaven first?" Little Johnny replies "The feet miss" So the teacher says "Why the feet?" And Little Johnny says "Because when I go in my mummys bedroom at night she has her legs in the air shouting 'Oh my God I'm coming'" hmm.... you guys looks similar somehow, are yall related or somethin
2016-05-23 23:47:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
2007-01-19 17:57:20 · answer #3 · answered by coldblooded 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-01-19 17:04:32 · answer #4 · answered by char char 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHHAHAA
2007-01-19 17:00:13 · answer #5 · answered by califrniateach 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny. thanks for the chuckle.
2007-01-19 17:01:15 · answer #6 · answered by Flowerchild 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thanks i liked it alot
2007-01-19 16:58:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋