A young man and woman meet and after a whirlwind courtship decide to get married. They decide that as virgins, they're going to wait until their wedding night to make love.
After the wedding, the honeymoon is at hand. In the hotel room that night the bride starts to cry. "I've got a confession...I'm not very well endowed, I'm flat as a board, but I padded all this time because I didn't want to lose you!" He comforts her and says, "I have a confession too... I'm built like a baby 'down there'." and points to his groin.
Well, they both again convey their love for each other and she takes her top off, and sure enough, her breasts are very tiny. He leans closer, kisses her and slowly undoes his pants and his shorts, and as she looks down, she faints.
After a scary moment for the groom, she comes to and he says, "Honey, are you okay?! What happened?!" She said, "I thought you said you were built like a baby down there!" I am", he said. 8 pounds, 23 inches!
2007-01-18
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