me and my friend, emz is really bored because we are in class trying to do work. so can you please make us laugh and gave us a joke
thanks
2007-01-18 23:32:40 · 12 answers · asked by X-x-Katie-x-X 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
me and emz are on the compters and the teacher is not acutaly in the room but the lesson is over now but please keep giving us jokes as we need a good laugh
thanks
2007-01-18 23:54:38 · update #1
There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business, and unable to be reached. While in the coma, she gave birth to her twins, and the only person around to name her children was her brother.
When the mother came out of her coma to find she had given birth and that her brother had named the twins, she became very worried, because he wasn't a very bright guy. She was sure he had named them something absurd or stupid.
When she saw her brother she asked him about the twins.
He said, "The first one was a girl."
The mother: "What did you name her?!?"
Brother: "Denise!"
The Mom: "Oh, wow, that's not bad! What about the second one?"
Brother: "The second one was a boy."
The Mom: "Oh, and what did you name him?"
Brother: “Denephew”
2007-01-19 00:18:46 · answer #1 · answered by JH 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a recent survey 95% of scousers said they enjoyed sex in the shower. The other 5% had never been to prison.
2007-01-19 02:12:03 · answer #2 · answered by John H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do some work
2007-01-18 23:40:36 · answer #3 · answered by sickofthis 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would think the joke is the school system that allows you to use the computer during class work time.
2007-01-18 23:37:40 · answer #4 · answered by Wat Da Hell 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
A very drunk man---staggering down the sidewalk on a busy downtown street---weaving widely side to side
Two nuns coming toward him on the sidewalk -- dressed in full habits ---
As they approach him-- they simply split apart to go around him and continue on down the street
The drunk, however, staggers another five of six feet forward-- stops --- thinks for a second-- turns (very puzzled) and whistles really really loudly !!!!! " HEY LADY----LADY ----HEY-------Let me see you do that again !!!! "
2007-01-18 23:42:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Did you hear about the sex-perverted egg??
He went around with his yoke hanging out!!!
Now get studying!
2007-01-19 03:09:30 · answer #6 · answered by ╬ Wrath Of The Tyrant ╬ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What stands in a field and goes ooooooo.
Cow with no lips
2007-01-19 05:41:40 · answer #7 · answered by hoegaarden_drinker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your momma is so fat that she needs planning permission to go down the shops!!! your momma is so fat that she is on both sides of the family ,,,
now get back to studying yer little tikes!!!!
2007-01-18 23:39:42 · answer #8 · answered by 株式会THE CITADEL 株式会 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What's black and screams?
Stevie wonder answering the Iron !
2007-01-19 01:03:46 · answer #9 · answered by jabelite 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what the difference between 'past tense' and present?
give and gave.
2007-01-18 23:41:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋