A young man and woman meet and after a whirlwind courtship decide to get married. They decide that as virgins, they're going to wait until their wedding night to make love.
After the wedding, the honeymoon is at hand. In the hotel room that night the bride starts to cry. "I've got a confession...I'm not very well endowed, I'm flat as a board, but I padded all this time because I didn't want to lose you!" He comforts her and says, "I have a confession too... I'm built like a baby 'down there'." and points to his groin.
Well, they both again convey their love for each other and she takes her top off, and sure enough, her breasts are very tiny. He leans closer, kisses her and slowly undoes his pants and his shorts, and as she looks down, she faints.
After a scary moment for the groom, she comes to and he says, "Honey, are you okay?! What happened?!" She said, "I thought you said you were built like a baby down there!" I am", he said. 8 pounds, 23 inches!
2007-01-18 23:31:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was awesome...i love that joke..lmao
2007-01-19 00:22:30 · answer #1 · answered by Elizabeth B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! 10/10!
2007-01-19 08:46:45 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol, 23 out of 8
2007-01-19 09:30:04 · answer #3 · answered by Hamed 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god. He makes you think that he is really small like a baby is, not the average weight and size of one.
2007-01-19 07:45:40 · answer #4 · answered by sonic_pros 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 - i thought he woz gonna turn out 2 b a gal - but ur puch line's betta
lol!!!
2007-01-19 07:51:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it . thanks for making me lmao. i really need that today. keep up the good work. and if you have anymore jokes email them to me . i need all the laughs i can get
2007-01-19 07:54:53 · answer #6 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao
old one tho
thanx for the points ;-)
2007-01-19 07:40:57 · answer #7 · answered by confunded 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-01-19 07:52:23 · answer #8 · answered by Sheila 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i laughed
thanxxx
2007-01-19 07:45:15 · answer #9 · answered by First L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome!!!!!! i laughed... a lot
2007-01-19 08:28:19 · answer #10 · answered by Shannon Leigh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋