A lady places an ad in her local supermarket looking for a handyman.
The next day, a bloke knocks on the door.
G'day Lady, I'm here about the job."
"Can you paint," she asks?
"No, I have bad sinuses and the fumes make me sick."
"Well, could you clean my spouts out then," she asks?
"No, sorry, I have vertigo, can't stand heights."
"OK, what about mowing then?"
"No, can't mow, I get hayfever."
"What about carpentry, can you do that?"
"No, I'm afraid not, I have bad arthritis in my wrists, can't use tools at all without great pain."
"Seems to me," says the Lady, "You don't have much going for you, so why do you think you're handy?"
"I live around the corner....."
2007-01-18
23:22:18
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