A lady places an ad in her local supermarket looking for a handyman.
The next day, a bloke knocks on the door.
G'day Lady, I'm here about the job."
"Can you paint," she asks?
"No, I have bad sinuses and the fumes make me sick."
"Well, could you clean my spouts out then," she asks?
"No, sorry, I have vertigo, can't stand heights."
"OK, what about mowing then?"
"No, can't mow, I get hayfever."
"What about carpentry, can you do that?"
"No, I'm afraid not, I have bad arthritis in my wrists, can't use tools at all without great pain."
"Seems to me," says the Lady, "You don't have much going for you, so why do you think you're handy?"
"I live around the corner....."
2007-01-18 23:22:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What? I think that's a crappy joke!! "Haha!! So Witty!! Handy! Around the corner!! Indeed!!" It SUCKS!! Sorry, but it does!
2007-01-19 00:56:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I,d rate it an 8 on a 1 to 10 scale.
2007-01-18 23:34:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-01-19 00:47:42 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-19 00:11:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-18 23:26:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-18 23:25:01 · answer #6 · answered by Uchihaitachi345 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
nice
i think we should introduce rating system
9/10
2007-01-18 23:33:02 · answer #7 · answered by confunded 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-01-19 00:23:33 · answer #8 · answered by Shannon Leigh 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2007-01-18 23:28:41 · answer #9 · answered by littlebabystorms 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-18 23:35:40 · answer #10 · answered by First L 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋