Sorry bit long and old methinks....but here goes.........
A salesman drives into town where a circus is playing. A sign reads: Don't miss the amazing Italian!
He buys a ticket. In the big top is a table with 3 walnuts on it. Next to it is an old Italian man.
Suddenly, the old guy drops his trosers, whips ou his huge male member and cracks the walnuts with 3 almighty swings. The crowd go wild. Fifteen years later, the salesman visits the same town and sees the same faded sign. He can't believe the old Italian is still alive and doing his act, so he buys a ticket. But this time, instead of walnuts, three coconuts are on the table. Again the old guy drops his pants and cracks the coconuts with thee swings of his massive member. The crowd erupts.
Astonished the salesman asks to meet him.
'You're incredible,' he tells the old man., but i saw you fifteen years ago and you were using walnuts. Why the switch to coconuts?
'Well,' the old man says, 'my eyes aren't what they used to be.'
2007-01-18 23:21:00 · 16 answers · asked by crazeeladee no more 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it was great
i laughed oh!!!!! my stomach is aching
thanxxxx LOL 1000000000000000/100
U DESERVE
2007-01-18 23:49:13 · answer #1 · answered by First L 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ye that will pass zena 479 9/10
2007-01-19 00:48:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The only truthful answer to your question is NO. In fact it is really quite funny.
2007-01-19 01:42:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good I like it,I can identify with him,I won't say which part.
2007-01-18 23:32:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny joke
no mention of any crop though?
2007-01-18 23:28:17 · answer #5 · answered by Dr Doom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one
2007-01-18 23:59:16 · answer #6 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one very funny
2007-01-18 23:57:25 · answer #7 · answered by barn owl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha should have gone to specsavers good one
2007-01-19 00:01:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My sides are splitting.
2007-01-18 23:31:52 · answer #9 · answered by jonbon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a little yes lol
2007-01-18 23:25:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋