An old man goes into his doctor's office to get his yearly physical. While in there, the doctor asks how he's feeling.
"Doctor, I'm 80 years old. I have a 22 year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that? "
The doctor thought for a second and said, "Let me tell you a story:
I have an elderly friend, much like yourself, who likes to stay active by hunting. Every year on the first day of the season he goes out with his rifle. Last year, however, he mistakenly gravved his cane instead of his gun. When he got to his post, he saw a huge beaver sitting in the middle of the path. He reached for his cane, only then realizing his mistake. But he still put the cane up, took aim, and imitated firing two shots. Out of nowhere, simultaneously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over, dead. Now tell me what you think of that?"
2007-01-17
03:44:25
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