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An old man goes into his doctor's office to get his yearly physical. While in there, the doctor asks how he's feeling.
"Doctor, I'm 80 years old. I have a 22 year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that? "
The doctor thought for a second and said, "Let me tell you a story:
I have an elderly friend, much like yourself, who likes to stay active by hunting. Every year on the first day of the season he goes out with his rifle. Last year, however, he mistakenly gravved his cane instead of his gun. When he got to his post, he saw a huge beaver sitting in the middle of the path. He reached for his cane, only then realizing his mistake. But he still put the cane up, took aim, and imitated firing two shots. Out of nowhere, simultaneously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over, dead. Now tell me what you think of that?"

2007-01-17 03:44:25 · 10 answers · asked by Maverick 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

The old man turn to the doctor and said, "I think someone else pumped a few rounds in that beaver."
To which the doctor replied: "My point exactly."

2007-01-17 03:44:36 · update #1

10 answers

lol!!
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2007-01-17 03:46:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Someon else knocked up his young lady wife. But what the doc doesn't know is that this guy is also gumming the docs wife.

2007-01-17 11:48:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh jeez, took me a few seconds to get that one.

2007-01-17 11:49:12 · answer #3 · answered by michael d 3 · 0 0

ha ha! it took me a few minutes to get the joke but yea, funny!!

2007-01-17 11:50:27 · answer #4 · answered by Irish Girl 4 · 0 0

You can only achieve what you want or is it only a dream

2007-01-17 11:48:51 · answer #5 · answered by andre 2 · 0 0

good one.

2007-01-17 11:49:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yeah, can happen really

2007-01-17 11:49:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol

2007-01-20 23:36:08 · answer #8 · answered by matt 4 · 0 0

lol

2007-01-17 11:52:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that was pretty good.

2007-01-17 11:48:36 · answer #10 · answered by Pamela J 2 · 0 0

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