The general replied, "Bring my red shirt!" Then, with his red shirt on, he led his army to victory. Next day, the sergeant said, "Sir! An enemy company is headed straight at us!" Again the general said, "Bring my red shirt!" then, led his army to victory, so the sergeant asked about the red shirt. The general said, "That's so if I'm wounded, my men won't notice my blood." Next day, the sergeant said,"Sir! there's 3 enemy regimens and 2 columns of enemy tanks headed straight at us!" The general replied, "Bring my brown pants!"
2007-01-16
12:19:30
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