All categories - 13 January 2007

three guys apply for a job, a haole, a hawaiian, and a samoan. the employer says that there is only one position left. this position is an office job. Down stairs is the supply room. whoever goes down and brings back the best supplies for the job will get the job.

so all three go down. the haole guy is the first to come back up stairs. he's got papers, pens, sissors, and tape. the hawaiian comes up with the same and also some folders and a stappeler. the employer is empressed but says he'll wait for the samoan to come up before making his decision.

an hour goes by, still no samoan guy.
the employer finally goes down to check on him. he goes down and sees the supply door open but the lights are off. he turns on the lights and the samoan guy jumps down and yells "supplies!!"

2007-01-13 19:43:08 · 7 answers · asked by talofa lava 2 in Jokes & Riddles

When you see so many men becoming wimps after they get a g/friend or wife?? it's quite pathetic when I see it. The men have no identity, especially when they have children. The follow their women around with what seems like a dog collar. Please don't tell me you like these kinds of guys ??

2007-01-13 19:42:44 · 9 answers · asked by godzillasagoodman 2 in Singles & Dating

i want to know about the cultural diversity in relation to a business organisation.i m a MBA student so i need a very clear & specific answer for my assignment.

2007-01-13 19:42:33 · 3 answers · asked by harmeet k 1 in Higher Education (University +)

My friend got really mad at me because...well here is the story I first was going to pick up my girlfriend but I couldn't. Then two of my friends were home a girl and a guy, so I invited them to go eat with me , but the girl told me oh forget it you got food in your house so I was like ok. Right there my Girlfriend called me to go pick her up so I told my friends. The girl got mad at me and over reacted like if she was jealous, saying it wasn't right for me to go to my Girlfriend's house after I invited her and my other friend to eat but she had said to leave it for another day. now who's wrong, she or I? Some people say she might like me because we are always hanging out. She even bought an 80 GB Video Ipod for my birthday that had some haters talking BS but anyways, give me your feedback please.

2007-01-13 19:42:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

okay, my dog and cat, when they sleep, they sometimes shake and make weird noises. my mom always told me that they're dreaming. are they bad dreams? why do they quiver?? what do dogs and cats dream about?

i always feel bad, cuz my dog sounds like shes crying, and i feel bad waking her up, but i dont want her to have bad dreams either. does it mean theyre bad dreams if they quiver like this?

2007-01-13 19:42:06 · 15 answers · asked by Erin P 2 in Other - Pets

You know the $700 ones with the crystals on the lens. I LOVE them.........

2007-01-13 19:41:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

In Dir en greys one song, Syoku Kurenai, does anyone know what that means? if so, please tell me.
thank you :]

2007-01-13 19:41:48 · 5 answers · asked by Kera 1 in Languages

I have a dell laptop and it continuously does the "one time boot menu" upon start up, during that time it is also making a loud beeping noise...why? And how do I fix it?? I am headed to bed, I will check answers in the AM...thanks for your help! :)

2007-01-13 19:41:48 · 3 answers · asked by desertlily73 1 in Laptops & Notebooks

2007-01-13 19:41:44 · 3 answers · asked by *~SoL~ * Pashaa del Ñuñcaa. 4 in Environment

im trying to test something out...nothing illegal i just want to see if by typing in the ip number I can access myspace. It is on a list of blocked websites so i cannot access it by just typing in www.myspace.com

2007-01-13 19:41:42 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet

i got a ipod yesterday with no clue how to put songs on it please help

2007-01-13 19:41:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music & Music Players

2007-01-13 19:41:30 · 9 answers · asked by soonerfan 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

I am going to buy one of these motherboards, however i need to know if there is a significant difference in overclocking ability.

I don't need any of the extra features of the deluxe over the standard. I also have a good enough cooling system in mind that will make the heatpipes virtually unrequired.

Is there any other differences that i may need to know? thanks.

2007-01-13 19:41:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Hardware

2007-01-13 19:41:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

You people that make P&S sooooooo Fun?????? Coz only StuPid Q here 2day....

2007-01-13 19:41:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Great President, or greatest President?

2007-01-13 19:40:53 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

china has become developer and developer.If you interested in business .come to china.China is the world's factory.

2007-01-13 19:40:39 · 4 answers · asked by Jack Deng 1 in Small Business

the buk should b dealin wid da theoretical n practical applications of theory of relativity but shouldnt be based too highly on mathematics. it should gimme a very clear understanding of what the theory is all about n should b enjoyable!!!!!!!

2007-01-13 19:40:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anindya B 1 in Physics

2007-01-13 19:40:20 · 8 answers · asked by George C 1 in Other - Food & Drink

We were having a nice dinner with some relatives, and my one cousin told us of a place where my wife and I would like. My wife turned to me and said "yeah on sundays we should do nice things like that". Now I said "you know sundays I watch football, so let's do it on a saturday". I then said, "don't pretend you don't know I watch football on Sundays".
What pissed me off is that she knows damn well I won't give up football on sundays for nothing !
Good lord, it's only a few months for crying out loud. Ladies, I will never give up football on Sundays, EVER !
PLEASE DON'T SAY IM WRONG. I AM NOT CHANGING, THIS IS WHAT MAKES ME WHO I AM, PERIOD. AND WOMEN WHO FORCE THEIR MAN TO CHANGE, WIND UP SINGLE, TRUST ME.

2007-01-13 19:40:16 · 34 answers · asked by godzillasagoodman 2 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-01-13 19:40:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Australia

Like Unlimited minutes or freenight and weekend minutes or free at 7:00 P.M.

2007-01-13 19:40:09 · 2 answers · asked by Marquis W 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

Tell me why...

2007-01-13 19:39:49 · 40 answers · asked by [ΦΘΚ] PIяATE 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-13 19:39:48 · 4 answers · asked by babysmama@sbcglobal.net 1 in Other - Home & Garden

Think real hard about it.

2007-01-13 19:39:41 · 21 answers · asked by Atlas 6 in Religion & Spirituality

1.) Grape smuckers Jam
2.) Kellogs Frosted Flakes
3.) Slinky


My jingles:

Jam- Mmmmm....Smuckers.
Frosted Flakes- Mmmmm...Frosted Flakes.
Slinky- Mmmmm...Slinky.

2007-01-13 19:39:36 · 3 answers · asked by ThisSongsForYou 3 in Trivia

Hi, I'm graduating from college and moving to New York in July. Really excited about it. I'm trying to figure out where I'm gonna look for apartments.


Some of the things I'm looking for:
* Per-person rent of $1500 or less (I'd like to have roommates at least at the start, the city can be a lonely place I bet!)
* Within 30 minutes of Fulton St./Broadway-Nassau station (in the Financial District)
* Relatively 'tame' neighborhood; low crime; quietish (for NY anyway)
* Conveniences: good subway service, nearby stores, etc.
* Lots of young professionals; good single scene for 20-somethings (lots of single girls would be awesome)


Thanks for your help!!

2007-01-13 19:39:36 · 3 answers · asked by Jackie 1 in New York City

The 1985 movie "The Emerald Forest" was advertised as being based on a true story. But I have never been able to find anything about the story behind the movie. Anyone know of a site that has facts about the real people and events that inspired the movie?

2007-01-13 19:39:35 · 5 answers · asked by Raising6Ducklings! 6 in Movies

Bruce Lee (in real life) had been crippled by some guy and came back to fight him when he was cured and smashed him to bits and left him in a wheel chair. Then his brother came along as they were filming and had a fight with Bruce Lee while the cameras were rolling. He was throwing blocks of ice at him and Lee smashed through them.

2007-01-13 19:39:22 · 10 answers · asked by autisticspectrumkid 2 in Movies