I met this beautiful woman in my local park last week and struck up a conversation with her. Things were going so well that I invited her to dinner the following weekend, and she accepted.
On the night of the event, I picked her up and took her to a nice restaurant. Not five stars, mind you, but very nice with a great atmosphere. Things were going well as we were enjoying light conversation. Unfortunately, I had to excuse myself, as nature was calling, so I excused myself politely before heading to the restroom.
Once there, I did my business, but when I reached for the toilet paper, I noticed that there wasn’t any. Nor was there a roll anywhere within the restroom. I ended up barreling out of the restroom, pants down around my ankles as I staggered about, frantically waving my arms in the air, while screaming to the heavens about there being no toilet paper in the restroom.
2007-01-11
00:46:32
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