I met this beautiful woman in my local park last week and struck up a conversation with her. Things were going so well that I invited her to dinner the following weekend, and she accepted.
On the night of the event, I picked her up and took her to a nice restaurant. Not five stars, mind you, but very nice with a great atmosphere. Things were going well as we were enjoying light conversation. Unfortunately, I had to excuse myself, as nature was calling, so I excused myself politely before heading to the restroom.
Once there, I did my business, but when I reached for the toilet paper, I noticed that there wasn’t any. Nor was there a roll anywhere within the restroom. I ended up barreling out of the restroom, pants down around my ankles as I staggered about, frantically waving my arms in the air, while screaming to the heavens about there being no toilet paper in the restroom.
2007-01-11 00:46:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I was quickly subdued by the restaurant staff and held for the police, who arrived in short order. I was then taken down town to be booked, unfortunately leaving my date with no way to get home and likely having to pay for the check. I’m so embarrassed. Should I call her up and apologize, offering to reimburse her for the cost of the check and likely taxi fares that she had to deal with?
Do you think I’ve completely blown my chances with her?
2007-01-11 00:46:49 · update #1
You should have asked someone in the next stall to "spare a square".
2007-01-11 00:49:24 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Smooth 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whay in the world did you "barreling out of the restroom, pants down around my ankles as I staggered about, frantically waving my arms in the air, while screaming to the heavens about there being no toilet paper in the restroom"
There were better ways to deal with this situation
I would think you blew it myself but maybe she would feel different
2007-01-11 08:50:48 · answer #2 · answered by Confussedhere 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honestly, you've nearly blown your chances of me ever answering another of your questions. Not that such a thing probably bothers you as much as this situation...
That's a very personal decision. Are you unbelievably charming and able to talk your way out of any situation? If you don't think you can convincingly explain yourself and still manage to be attractive to her, don't bother. But hey, my roommate has accidently returned to a table with his "young friend" peeking out of his trousers and managed to sleep with the woman. Think you can be that dashing?
If you decide to go for it, and you probably should, just own the hell out of the situation. Be more confident than you've ever been. As if you're trying to sell an extra arm growing out of your forehead. Oh, and the follow up date is gonna have to really knock her out of her knickers.
Good luck, my sincerest well wishes.
2007-01-11 08:53:15 · answer #3 · answered by AbbeyDLaurence 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I kind of hope you did... To be frank with you, what type of idiot would do that? It's obviously going to be public indecency at least. You dont run out the bathroom, you go to another stall smart one. If there is no other stall, guess what? You don't wipe your *** or you use your hand or perhaps a dollar bill or a business card.
2007-01-11 08:51:03 · answer #4 · answered by Andre 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this for real!!!! Thats so funny,sad but funny may be next time you will check for loo paper, look send the money to this girl, with some flowers and make another date if she comes thats good if she stands you up, all you have lose is your pride.
2007-01-11 08:54:24 · answer #5 · answered by nessie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you for rea??? I dont think I beleive you, if i did i would tell you to never call her and hang your head in shame if you see her in the street.
Thats what I would say if I believed you!!!! NOBODY CAN BE THAT UNLUCK
2007-01-11 08:50:41 · answer #6 · answered by carrienicholson23 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe you have as much of a chance with her as people believing that this question is real.
2007-01-11 08:49:48 · answer #7 · answered by Rosie aka Rosie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U must apologize ! hope she forgives u ! Lolz
2007-01-11 09:01:35 · answer #8 · answered by only me 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Underpants goes for paper as well.
2007-01-11 08:50:55 · answer #9 · answered by toxisoft 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If she agrees to see you again it will be because you are her client
2007-01-11 08:51:55 · answer #10 · answered by Mr.YES-MAN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋