A small East Texas Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of
gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla, which was a female, became very
difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian
determined the problem. The gorilla was in season. To make matters
worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Ted
Standen, a Bubba part-time worker, who was responsible for cleaning
the animal's cages. Ted, like most Bubbas, had little sense, but
possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The
administrator thought they might have a solution. Ted was approached
with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for
$500.00?
Ted showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter
over carefully. The following day, Ted announced that he would accept
their offer, but only under the following four conditions.
"First," Ted said, "I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips."
The park administrator quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second", Ted said, "you must never tell anyone about this"
The park administrator again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third," Ted said, "I want any offspring to be raised Southern
Baptist."
Once again the administrator agreed.
"And last of all," Ted stated, "you've got to give me another week
to come up with the $500.00."
2007-01-03
17:21:33
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