good morning ,funny or not?

Question

A small East Texas Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of
gorilla.

Within a few weeks, the gorilla, which was a female, became very
difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian
determined the problem. The gorilla was in season. To make matters
worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Ted
Standen, a Bubba part-time worker, who was responsible for cleaning
the animal's cages. Ted, like most Bubbas, had little sense, but
possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The
administrator thought they might have a solution. Ted was approached
with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for
$500.00?

Ted showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter
over carefully. The following day, Ted announced that he would accept
their offer, but only under the following four conditions.

"First," Ted said, "I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips."

The park administrator quickly agreed to this condition.

"Second", Ted said, "you must never tell anyone about this"

The park administrator again readily agreed to this condition.

"Third," Ted said, "I want any offspring to be raised Southern
Baptist."

Once again the administrator agreed.

"And last of all," Ted stated, "you've got to give me another week
to come up with the $500.00."

Answer 1

good morning to you too. thanx for brightening my day!!

lol....... your joke was really funny..... i especially loved the punch-line :)

well, good for the zoo anyways and too bad for that man!

i giv u 11/10 for this!

Answer 2

what a sacrifice
while serving a life inprisonment ,a murderer breaks free and goes on th run.
He breaks into a house near the prisonand ties up the young couple he finds in the bedroom.
Bound to a chair the , the young husband is helpless as the Psychopath gets on to the bed where his wife is tied and starts to nuzzel her neck, After a while he gets up and leaves the room-and the husband takes his chance to bounce the chair across the room to his young wife.
Darling he hisses" I saw him kissing you. he cant have seen a woman in years. Please Cooperate;if he wants to have sex, just go along with it and even pretend you like it,Whatever you do. dont fight him or make him mad. our lives may depend on it"
Darling " said the wife, spitting out her gag, Im so releived you feel that way. He wasnt kissing me....he was whispering to me that he thinks your really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the Bathroom

Answer 3

Ted is a better man than I they couldn't afford to pay me to do that job.

Answer 4

brill always laughing 10/10

Answer 5

you animal you little minx you got me there punchline brilliant 10/10

Answer 6

Is this a step up from "monkey love"? haha.

Answer 7

Okay, I have to admit that was great, but My best friend is named Bubba.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Come to think of it, he probably would,,,,,,

Answer 8

good morning yeah funny

Answer 9

It is quite late you shall get some rest. Farewell...

Answer 10

Sooooooooooooooooo sick!!! Had to laugh though.