The parents of a boy bout 8 yrs old were always fitin' callin' each other "b*tch" and "bastard", the boy asked his dad what "b*tch" meant, his dad said it means a woman, the boy asked his mom what "bastard" meant, she said it means a man. On Thanksgivin', the boy heard his dad say "sh*t" while shavin', the boy asked him what it meant and his dad replied "shavin' cream". He then walked in2 the kitchen when he heard his mom say "f***", he asked her what it meant and she replied "cook", so that nite at the dinner, the kid said "Good evenin', b*tches and bastards, my dads puttin' sh*t on his face and my moms f***ing the turkey.
2006-12-31
20:57:55
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