A man goes to a medium to try to contact a recently deceased friend of his. The seer goes into her trance and her voice becomes very deep. "Who is trying to contact me?"
"Murray," the guy says, "it's me, Sol. I want to know what it's like up there."
The medium says, "It's good. I have fifty girlfriends. Everyday, I get up, have breakfast, then some sex. I take a nap, eat lunch, then more sex. In the afternoon, it's a snack, another nap, dinner, then more push, push, push."
They guy exclaims, "Good Lord, Murray!! It really is heaven up there then."
The medium replies, "What heaven? I was reincarnated as a rabbit in Montana."
2006-12-28
18:42:18
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