A man goes to a medium to try to contact a recently deceased friend of his. The seer goes into her trance and her voice becomes very deep. "Who is trying to contact me?"
"Murray," the guy says, "it's me, Sol. I want to know what it's like up there."
The medium says, "It's good. I have fifty girlfriends. Everyday, I get up, have breakfast, then some sex. I take a nap, eat lunch, then more sex. In the afternoon, it's a snack, another nap, dinner, then more push, push, push."
They guy exclaims, "Good Lord, Murray!! It really is heaven up there then."
The medium replies, "What heaven? I was reincarnated as a rabbit in Montana."
2006-12-28 18:42:18 · 13 answers · asked by Yinzer Power 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gone today, Hare tomorrow.
2006-12-28 18:43:50 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heheh.. I "now" know what I want to come back as. I even like carrots;)
2006-12-29 02:53:08 · answer #2 · answered by Tooler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it's still funny :)
2006-12-29 03:29:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-12-29 04:20:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep there are a lot of rabbits
2006-12-29 04:32:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a thumbs up to you.
2006-12-29 02:51:59 · answer #6 · answered by hpz ftw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it is another after life....hahaha
2006-12-29 02:54:47 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CUTE!!! THUMBS UP!! I needed a laugh!!
THANKS
2006-12-29 02:44:50 · answer #8 · answered by justcurious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that hor ny little rabbit!!! ha ha ha
2006-12-29 03:23:03 · answer #9 · answered by pit_bulldog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is the worst joke ever and i dont beleif reincaration
2006-12-29 02:46:49 · answer #10 · answered by kate315109 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋