In a Skyjump class, students on very first jump listens for Jump master's last-minute advice..to open chute when People begin to look like Ants..
Later on, out of plane their chutes began to pop up in sky...except for Blond jumper. To the horror of her jumpmates and crowds below, blond jumper chute didn't open and went free-falling to the ground. Thud!!!
*Fast Forward to Heaven's Gate, w/ St.Peter interviews all new comer. Blond's turn:
ST.PETER: So, what are you IN for?
BLOND: I fell from a plane
ST.PETER: I know, based on your files you forgot opening your chute?
BLOND: No! I was all along focused as I descend
ST. PETER: Then why did you not open your chute?
BLOND: I tried, but I guessed it was too late
ST.PETER: Hmm, It also says here you're clear of drugs & alcohol but then..
BLOND:...and I followed the jump master's instruction..
ST.PETER: (about to close the book, look at her)..so, what was the instructions?
BLOND: that we open chute when Ants begin to look like People
2006-12-27
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