In a Skyjump class, students on very first jump listens for Jump master's last-minute advice..to open chute when People begin to look like Ants..
Later on, out of plane their chutes began to pop up in sky...except for Blond jumper. To the horror of her jumpmates and crowds below, blond jumper chute didn't open and went free-falling to the ground. Thud!!!
*Fast Forward to Heaven's Gate, w/ St.Peter interviews all new comer. Blond's turn:
ST.PETER: So, what are you IN for?
BLOND: I fell from a plane
ST.PETER: I know, based on your files you forgot opening your chute?
BLOND: No! I was all along focused as I descend
ST. PETER: Then why did you not open your chute?
BLOND: I tried, but I guessed it was too late
ST.PETER: Hmm, It also says here you're clear of drugs & alcohol but then..
BLOND:...and I followed the jump master's instruction..
ST.PETER: (about to close the book, look at her)..so, what was the instructions?
BLOND: that we open chute when Ants begin to look like People
2006-12-27 00:11:25 · 14 answers · asked by Mr. Kite 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Clean and funny... 10/10!
2006-12-27 00:18:18 · answer #1 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny 10/10
2006-12-27 00:34:49 · answer #2 · answered by cat_lover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've got skydived and bungee jumped. It relies upon what you're searching for for. Sky diving in my opinion is a lot extra relaxing, it lasts lots longer and you're as a bring about a position to return to words with what is going on and as a result get excitement from it so lots extra. Bungee is over very rapidly despite the fact that this is an insane adrenaline rush, sky diving too despite the fact that i stumbled on bungee to be lots extra of an adrenaline rush. in case you do bungee, attempt and come across a bounce it quite is as intense as available, the shorter bungee jumps are over so rapidly you do no longer possibly know what befell. i could decide for Sky Diving palms down, this is large! have relaxing!
2016-11-23 19:24:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid but funny! Ha Ha! 10/10
2006-12-27 00:42:14 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lol thnx for the laugh
2006-12-27 01:32:42 · answer #5 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, it was cute! 7/10.
2006-12-27 02:58:01 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So cute and funny.....I could not stop laughing for some time...lol
10/10
2006-12-27 01:50:33 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol fantastic job- 10/10 didnt expect the end- wd
2006-12-27 00:36:39 · answer #8 · answered by Cassie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that took me awhile and I'm not even a natural blonde! 8.5/10
2006-12-27 02:06:24 · answer #9 · answered by Firewheel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10 not to bad ;)
2006-12-27 02:04:04 · answer #10 · answered by angel2005_2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋