All categories - 20 December 2006

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

2006-12-20 02:36:26 · 14 answers · asked by me here, where are you? 3 in Jokes & Riddles

theres something really bad thats playing on my mind and i cannot forget it and i need to because i cant go on with my life. do you have any ways of forgetting something bad that happened in the past? or getting on with the rest of my life

2006-12-20 02:36:24 · 6 answers · asked by Beautiful-But-deadly 1 in Psychology

How can you prove what you are feeling unless you express what you are feeling?

2006-12-20 02:36:20 · 11 answers · asked by B-DIDDLES 3 in Philosophy

2006-12-20 02:36:19 · 10 answers · asked by vldthmplr 1 in UEFA Champions League

I had an ectopic pregnancy 3years ago and had one of my tubes removed, i then fell pregnant 2months later and had a lovley little girl but me and my husband have been trying now for 4months and had no luck (fell pregnant first month with both pregnancys) could my other tube be damaged dose any one have any answers?

2006-12-20 02:36:18 · 5 answers · asked by honey112 2 in Trying to Conceive

Pre-Biblical: Torah/Talmud?

2006-12-20 02:36:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

Taco Bell rejected my husband because of this. He has tried warehouse jobs, to where he's not even in contact with customers, still nothing. He has no felonies whatsoever, just misdemeanors. What else can we do? Please help.

2006-12-20 02:36:02 · 6 answers · asked by datgirlaudrey 2 in Careers & Employment

2006-12-20 02:35:56 · 13 answers · asked by serenity113001 6 in Christmas

If you had to, which form of civil defence would you chose?
Navy, Army, Airforce, Person who runs to France unit end of war, Other(tell)

2006-12-20 02:35:55 · 24 answers · asked by delusionalenigma 2 in Military

Just look at this person - such a bastard and he has abused our motherland so badly, http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061220062937AAzDUn0

Maybe we should report this and make Yahoo team punish this person for holding such bad opinions about India and Indians.

2006-12-20 02:35:54 · 17 answers · asked by sheetal 1 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-12-20 02:35:50 · 15 answers · asked by pot roast 1 in Politics

"so we mold our spirit withour minds? could it be true that we make choices with our minds and from those choices we create our lives and our physical livesare the result of the choices we make?"


This is a concept i'm trying to grasp i would love to hear your opinion..take a look at this quote: "Spirit is the life, Mind is the builder, and Physical is the Result"

2006-12-20 02:35:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-20 02:35:49 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Computers

why is it that the men i want in my life never feel the same way about me.and the ones i don't really have any interest in are all over me.its really depressing me at the moment.am i not attractive enough.i am a shy person with the opposite sex but i don't know why.i think 'm scared of getting hurt just like i am being hurt at the moment.so why don't men want me?

2006-12-20 02:35:39 · 15 answers · asked by debra 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-20 02:35:38 · 28 answers · asked by tanja 1 in Dogs

2006-12-20 02:35:31 · 12 answers · asked by love f 1 in Pregnancy

2006-12-20 02:35:31 · 2 answers · asked by debbiedo 2 in Toys

ok i have a friend oh is datin sum1 her friends hate with a passion!!! well they like to play around and stuff.....but......wen he gets in a bad mood and she dont know it she will hit him but she is just messin around and he punches her back and it pisses me off but i try not to getin it cuz it aint my problem!! but is there nething i can do to get him to stop wat he is doing?? does he really love her or not??

2006-12-20 02:35:29 · 8 answers · asked by Lauren C 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-20 02:35:29 · 16 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 1 in Polls & Surveys

I'm 16 and i have no guy friends AT ALL most probably because i don't go to church ( don't ask me to go) and I am studying in an all-girls school. I live alone and I feel like having a boyfriend to care for me. can u please give me as many ideas as possible? I don't want to turn into a lesbian and i don't wanna go for matchmaking stuff ( thanks!) ...and... randomly checking out a stranger is weird & uneasy for anyone isin't it?

2006-12-20 02:35:27 · 4 answers · asked by Saffron Boudoir 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

Two people, been together for 6 years (not married or engaged - just boyfriend and girlfriend). Have seperated for two months and will be discussing their relationship after xmas. One of the party wanted to discuss it prior to this as he wanted to get back together and she said she didnt want to talk about it. She has just had her birthday and told him he wasnt invited, however prior to this they had met for lunch on one occasion and a drink on another but nothing happened. Do you think this looks like they will get back together or not?

2006-12-20 02:35:10 · 12 answers · asked by anais_24 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-20 02:35:08 · 7 answers · asked by mbattista884584 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

I took my car (G35) to install an amplifier and the moron in the audioshop drilled it into my gas tank. A few days later the car is stinking like gas. It was a $1300 repair at the dealer and the shop doesnt want to pay me back for the repair. Im trying to look for a lawyer but Im having a hard time with something this specific, what kind of lawyer do i need?

2006-12-20 02:35:07 · 7 answers · asked by nando3o5 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

I know a lot of people say never to get a perm, I use products and scrunch my hair and it curls very nice, but I dont have the time anymore and its not giving me the affect I would like to have, I want bigger loose curls, what kind of perm would give me that affect?

2006-12-20 02:35:05 · 8 answers · asked by Tabatha 4 in Hair

2006-12-20 02:35:04 · 3 answers · asked by gugie 1 in Other - Electronics

2006-12-20 02:35:03 · 2 answers · asked by vasireddy 1 in Internet

2006-12-20 02:35:03 · 6 answers · asked by Dave boy B 1 in Words & Wordplay

2006-12-20 02:35:03 · 9 answers · asked by Shinbone 2 in Polls & Surveys