One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
2006-12-20 02:36:26 · 14 answers · asked by me here, where are you? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love that joke!!! I am a conservative (even at 13), so this makes it even more HILARIOUS!!
2006-12-20 02:49:16 · answer #1 · answered by No, You. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW, thats a Good Joke.
Here's one for you
Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation training
before he visits Washington and meets with President Bill Clinton.
The instructor told Mori " Prime Minister, when you shake hand with
President Clinton, please say 'how are you'. Then Mr Clinton should
say "I am fine, and you ?
" Now you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do all
the work for you." It looks quite simple, but the truth is ....
When Mori met Clinton, he mistakenly said "Who Are You ?". Mr Clinton was a
bit shocked but still managed to react with humour : "Well, I am
Hilary's husband, ha ha..."
Then Mori replied confidently "Me too, ha ha ha.."
Then there was a long silent moment in the meeting room.
BYE
Imtiyaz G
2006-12-20 10:57:59 · answer #2 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Great joke and true!
2006-12-20 10:41:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
lol
2006-12-20 10:48:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it!!! I think I would of had to hide the truth too!!!LOL..!!!
2006-12-20 11:18:47 · answer #5 · answered by MAS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome, although I look forward to when Hillary is our next President
2006-12-20 10:42:36 · answer #6 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋
not bad
2006-12-20 10:46:39 · answer #7 · answered by jc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor kid.
2006-12-20 10:53:54 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey nice one...
2006-12-20 10:52:52 · answer #9 · answered by cool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
****** mint lol
2006-12-20 10:47:51 · answer #10 · answered by cinders162002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋