All categories - 18 December 2006

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2006-12-18 16:27:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Wasn't on last Saturday night, and this week, will be on Saturday around midday. Just would like a definite timeslot.

2006-12-18 16:27:55 · 2 answers · asked by christine m 1 in Television

This farmer had a sick cow. The vet prescribed a daily suppository. The farmer's method for administering the prescription was to insert an aluminum tube into the cow's rear and blow the suppository in.

One day the farmer was too sick to attend his cow, so he asked his hired hand to take care of the cow. The hired hand took the tube, and turned it around! Then blew the supository into the cow. The farmer's wife, who was standing nearby watching, asked the hired hand why he had turned the tube in the cow's rear around.

He exclaimed "What! From the farmer's mouth into mine?"

2006-12-18 16:27:54 · 7 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

everytime i go chruch me and this girl we look in are eyes for long but we dont look at are eyes whit a smile we whit a real serious face why and after chruch is over i go washroom and she told her firend i want washroom by wipspes it out. buti hear what it mean?

2006-12-18 16:27:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-12-18 16:27:49 · 11 answers · asked by nirjara 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-18 16:27:46 · 12 answers · asked by zevykk 1 in Software

Why the F*** do they just walk out in the road and stare as you plow into them? maybe they're checking out on purpose?

"ready Louis..on the count of three we go, there's no turning back now, here come the lights...looks like a jeep...jeep cheeroke."

2006-12-18 16:27:40 · 15 answers · asked by kikumatsu 2 in Philosophy

my mo has been taking advantage from us since little. my mom has taken my sister money since she was 16 till now that she is 21 and she make's 21k a year and my mom has been taking her money since my sister has been 16. and now she has opened an account and my mom got so mad she hit her. and i got married i'm 17 year's old and wanted to know if it"s alright for me to leave the house do my mom got control over me? if i leave i have a job and everything i got to school and i can pay my rent and all and she still abuses me and my sister. do you think that my sister should sue my mom for taking her money please help... please. asap

2006-12-18 16:27:40 · 14 answers · asked by pldjrftb@verizon.net 3 in Marriage & Divorce

i checked the hose. there are no clogs.just wondering if anyone could give me any suggestions on what it could be and how i could fix it.

2006-12-18 16:27:36 · 8 answers · asked by blondie 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

The first line will be eleven sylables long and the next lines are "twas on a winter's night, was born a child, the Christmas rose, the king of love and light. The angels sang, the shepherds sang, the greatful earth rejoiced and at his blessed birth the stars their exaltation voiced ..."

2006-12-18 16:27:35 · 7 answers · asked by chocoholic 2 in Mythology & Folklore

for a long time guys i know have made a connection between high heels and girls kicking guys in the nuts. either it is worse or the girl is more likely to do it in them. any truth to this ladies?

2006-12-18 16:27:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Can the marshmellow in a jar be use to make Rice Krispy Treats? The marshmellow is already smooth...

2006-12-18 16:27:18 · 3 answers · asked by jigenlo 3 in Cooking & Recipes

or would you force me to make an example out of you?

2006-12-18 16:27:13 · 20 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5 in Polls & Surveys

People who have a kind, caring personality tend to believe that god is a kind and caring God. Those people who are hard and angry tend to believe in an angry and vengeful God.

2006-12-18 16:27:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-18 16:27:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-18 16:27:05 · 27 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Decently?

2006-12-18 16:27:02 · 22 answers · asked by hasshoes 2 in Golf

I know the patterns but sometimesstock dont show the more movement.

2006-12-18 16:26:55 · 2 answers · asked by prince 1 in Investing

2006-12-18 16:26:44 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ok. my neighbor is so cute, and i really want to get to know him. but i dont want to just go over there and bother him because i dont know if he likes me, and i dont want to give him the wrong impression. i need a good way to get his attention, or introduce myself. anyone have any suggestions? please post.

im a teen, soo dont give me any 'have a dinner party and invite him' stuff.

2006-12-18 16:26:40 · 3 answers · asked by Ashley 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-18 16:26:36 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Are there any precautions when working with alcohol due to its flammability? And can alcohol explode? How? If so, can it explode if something dipped in it was stored away in a closet or cupboard?

2006-12-18 16:26:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

2006-12-18 16:26:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I need help to write an Essay about the Civil War and Reconstruction.

2006-12-18 16:26:24 · 4 answers · asked by Daisy 1 in History

I have never had any 'crushes' or felt anything remotely endearing toward anyone. I dont' even like them, I am extremely against them, I am extremely against many things. I am an extremely emotional person, and very caring, but never toward people. An example is that I bend over backwards to help people, some that I don't even know and often at my own expense. I, philisophically and morally care deeply for everything. (And also hate it too) What I don't understand is why, if I do all of this, why is it that I have never, ever felt that way. I can count only three people in the whole world who mean anything to me. Why...It sounds egotistical to say it, but I am very intelligent and even more, well, strange. Kind of a meaningless phrase in most uses, but I am a very good person. I just wish I could more easily care about other people. Why don't I.
Thanks for any contributions you may have and please don't make any unecessary remarks. Cool.


....racecar....thats a palindrome!

2006-12-18 16:26:20 · 12 answers · asked by fslcaptain737 4 in Psychology

wht is the normal consumption of fuel of an air craft?

2006-12-18 16:26:08 · 8 answers · asked by Muruks 2 in Aircraft

ive been tyring to look for naruto episodes 214 and above. i tried it on youtube and everywhere and i cant find it. im wondering if and sites have episode above 214 that i could watch for free. someone told me that naruto is already over in Japan. so

2006-12-18 16:25:56 · 7 answers · asked by david c 1 in Comics & Animation

How do you write a letter to your teacher when her mother died? I dont think it is appropriate to put like Im sorry that yopur mother has died. or something

2006-12-18 16:25:48 · 11 answers · asked by jwli920 2 in Etiquette

Can I just use component input? What about composite input? What is the difference between component and composite input? what about S-video?
Just bought a Samsung DLP tv, I need to figure out what cable do I need to buy. Thanks.

2006-12-18 16:25:44 · 4 answers · asked by w r 1 in TVs

When a guy says he would love you if he was single what does it mean?
i was dating a guy for a while we both were very physically attracted to one another and things broke up as i was upset about my job etc a little needy at the time...he always stares at me when we are out and the other day i apoligised to him and he said i was one of the most lovely people he had met and that initially he was intimidated by my job ( i have quite a high powered job and earn good money) he also said he thought i was gorgeous back then and still does, i said i was leaving and he kept on grabbing me and said he would love me...if he was single..When i chatted about one of my ex boyfriends he got jealous and said 'what about us?'. He has only just started to date someone else..i have always been infatuated with him and vice versa..what should i do should i ask him for a drink as friends, i think he could of beena potential one

2006-12-18 16:25:43 · 12 answers · asked by eli g 1 in Singles & Dating