This farmer had a sick cow. The vet prescribed a daily suppository. The farmer's method for administering the prescription was to insert an aluminum tube into the cow's rear and blow the suppository in.
One day the farmer was too sick to attend his cow, so he asked his hired hand to take care of the cow. The hired hand took the tube, and turned it around! Then blew the supository into the cow. The farmer's wife, who was standing nearby watching, asked the hired hand why he had turned the tube in the cow's rear around.
He exclaimed "What! From the farmer's mouth into mine?"
2006-12-18 16:27:54 · 7 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice one!
Check out this joke,
Who are the slowest learners in the planet?
Convicts, they spend ten years on a single "sentence".
I know its not as funny as yours but, this is the only one good I thought of just know.
2006-12-18 16:37:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chocolate milk anyone?
2006-12-19 01:49:59 · answer #2 · answered by lulu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww
2006-12-19 00:39:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
your disgusting
consider yourself in violation!!!
2006-12-20 01:27:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
moooo
Justin
2006-12-19 07:23:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm.........?
2006-12-19 00:36:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh, gross...
2006-12-19 00:44:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋