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He will develop the ability to read minds and communicate telepathically with sea turtles.

2006-12-19 09:53:31 · answer #1 · answered by Product of Conception 3 · 1 0

Why sir....the power to renew leather with a single buff! To put a gleam in the sole of every boot! To be able to mark a drunk human being in such a way that he is the ridicule of the whole dorm!

2006-12-19 15:41:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sounds like he could go in for olympic-class hurling. Or the cookie-toss. Whichever. No superpowers, however, possibly darkened teeth. Sounds like some accident.

2006-12-19 01:15:35 · answer #3 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 0 0

black tongue, addiction to shoe polish, frequent doctor visits, and much more

if he eats a lot of it, he might be able to fly like superman (in his mind)

Is your "friend" a dog or a cat? I can't imagine a human eating shoe polish. that's crazy.

2006-12-19 00:50:56 · answer #4 · answered by Andy 2 · 0 0

He will have the ability to leap on shelves in a shoe store,out run any type of work boots, withstand aroma of the socks,& his teeth will never need shining again! =)

2006-12-19 00:40:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He can have shoe polishing powers!

2006-12-19 00:31:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He can become the 'Amazing Super Shine', able to polish with the speed of wax. ;)

2006-12-19 00:31:28 · answer #7 · answered by isis 4 · 0 0

The ability polish up on his old ones, maybe.

2006-12-19 00:29:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The superpowers of stomach pumping and long emergency room stays...

2006-12-19 00:29:49 · answer #9 · answered by mybootyisthatbig79 5 · 1 0

the ability to shine shoes at the speed of light!

2006-12-19 00:34:48 · answer #10 · answered by squatch 6 · 0 0

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