All categories - 17 December 2006

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.""I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic.

2006-12-17 06:27:26 · 18 answers · asked by a m 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Constant awareness can lead to love, tolerance, faith, wisdom, etc.

2006-12-17 06:27:21 · 7 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Philosophy

dese r da file folders....

2006-12-17 06:27:12 · 5 answers · asked by Aznik 1 in Software

2006-12-17 06:27:05 · 10 answers · asked by THANK YOU FOR THE VENOM 1 in Music

2006-12-17 06:27:02 · 2 answers · asked by brew14me13 2 in Military

i think england are rubbish and need toto improve there batting and bowling

2006-12-17 06:26:53 · 18 answers · asked by legend 1 in Cricket

im 13 and idk wat to get my girlfriend for christmas i want to get her a necklace but idk wat necklace she would like girls i need your help plz

2006-12-17 06:26:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-12-17 06:26:39 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music & Music Players

And do you keep it a secret from everybody?

2006-12-17 06:26:35 · 14 answers · asked by bluenose 4 in Music

I have tried everything from Proactiv to MaryKay to Acnefree, Loreal Response, you name it, I've tried it...Then I found this "Truderma"..has anyone tried this product? Does it work, or I am just gonna waste my money once again?

2006-12-17 06:26:35 · 2 answers · asked by lrl 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

I bought a box of Mike and Ikes, and a box of Red Hot Tamales from Wal Mart. Both candies appear to be the same besides the flavors, but the Mike and Ikes are sealed in a plastic bag. What gives?

2006-12-17 06:26:33 · 2 answers · asked by sorriv 1 in Other - Food & Drink

2006-12-17 06:26:30 · 28 answers · asked by Abigail B 1 in Geography

Why do I join online dating sites, start chatting with guys by e-mail and then when they ask to call or meet me I feel like I have no intention? I go into it interested but then when it comes time to actually meet them I have no interest (?). I don't understand why I do that...

2006-12-17 06:26:29 · 13 answers · asked by Sophie 1 in Singles & Dating

Are the explanations and directions easy to follow/understand? What could be improved on and how? There is plenty of room for respectful replies. Thank you.

2006-12-17 06:26:29 · 1 answers · asked by coach333 1 in Diet & Fitness

Any information to lead me to where I get a va loan would be great.

2006-12-17 06:26:24 · 3 answers · asked by AmyG 1 in Small Business

I was thinking Grand Moff Tarkin for destrying Alderaan.

2006-12-17 06:26:23 · 12 answers · asked by ConstElation 6 in Movies

I have sensitive skin
i allways shave upwards
plz help

2006-12-17 06:26:13 · 12 answers · asked by lil titch 1 in Hair

i was watching "most haunted" the other night and couldnt make up my mind if i believe in spirits or not.
anyone have any stories to share?
merry christmas xxxxx

2006-12-17 06:26:01 · 31 answers · asked by cheekkkychik 2 in Paranormal Phenomena

Help !

2006-12-17 06:25:59 · 18 answers · asked by Gsplan 6 in Buying & Selling

she is a friend of mine and we have a mutual crush on each other but we haven`t told that to each other. We decided to give each other a present, so, i need your help for some christmas gift suggestions not to expensive and that she will like. by the way Im 22, she is an English Teacher in Mèxico. (we live in the same city in Mexico)

2006-12-17 06:25:54 · 9 answers · asked by Luis Rene 2 in Other - Holidays

my ex boyfriend wants us to be secret email buds, he says his wife doesn't know about his yahoo account and he wants to stay in touch with me, i am not comfortable with that, why isn't he satisfied with his now wife? maybe they are on the rocks?

2006-12-17 06:25:53 · 15 answers · asked by jibjab1978 2 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-12-17 06:25:50 · 6 answers · asked by GirlLab 1 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-12-17 06:25:48 · 5 answers · asked by Hushyanoize 5 in Homework Help

idk, i just felt like asking that, lol

2006-12-17 06:25:47 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

It was opening night at the Orpheum and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotise each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch,

2006-12-17 06:25:42 · 19 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

LIKE ON YOU TUBE or any site where u can post a comment! i sign in, type the comment, click post. it says thank you your comment has been posted, but i dont see it! i refresh it, i go back later! but it never shows up!

2006-12-17 06:25:39 · 6 answers · asked by SEXY CRML 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-17 06:25:37 · 8 answers · asked by PANDABEAR 5 in Polls & Surveys

many people have really wrong information about Turkiye,does everybody know that Turkiye is a mixture of cultures,not only an islamic culture like other southern countries?what did you really know or hear about Turkiye?

2006-12-17 06:25:34 · 7 answers · asked by mrw 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

I have a good memory, but I need something fun- not flash cards, because they take too long to make.

2006-12-17 06:25:28 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Education

girls when you ave had a few too many drinks do you get all horny all inabitions have gone do you do things you would not do if sober

2006-12-17 06:25:24 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating