It was opening night at the Orpheum and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotise each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch,
2006-12-17 06:25:42 · 19 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. "Sh1t!" said the hypnotist.
It took three weeks to clean up the theatre.
2006-12-17 06:26:00 · update #1
what wudda happpened if he had said. " Oh come now"
good joke master.
2006-12-17 10:23:11 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you posted this one before - I remember saying at the time that it was "quite literally ploppy pants". It's still funny, though.
2006-12-17 06:29:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA- ok ploppy these r hilarious- where in the world do u find them????????- do u just make them up?????- thank u sooo much for the laughs
2006-12-17 06:29:38 · answer #3 · answered by cayla_152 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny, u r the best!
gawd, can u imagine that?!
its times like that when u appreciate constipation
2006-12-17 06:37:56 · answer #4 · answered by livinia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can almost smell it 9/10
2006-12-17 08:01:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats better lol
2006-12-17 06:29:43 · answer #6 · answered by TINYTI 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. I was hypnotized once. It is sureal
2006-12-17 06:29:00 · answer #7 · answered by melgtimm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope i'm never spellbound. It could be messy !
2006-12-17 07:16:39 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was very funny
Smile Big
2006-12-17 06:34:02 · answer #9 · answered by Shorty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it, didn't see a damn thing coming... Well done.
2006-12-17 06:31:29 · answer #10 · answered by gimpalomg 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋