All categories - 17 December 2006

2006-12-17 06:29:48 · 7 answers · asked by sugarmaple12 1 in Vegetarian & Vegan

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."

Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing. Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."

2006-12-17 06:29:48 · 33 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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2006-12-17 06:29:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-17 06:29:40 · 7 answers · asked by d-one 1 in Hair

I act like a baby now they treet me as one!?
I live with my wife and Her Mother and I go out at night and turn off my phone and never come home when I say I am. I am 23 and just like to mess around. My motherinlaw Says I act like a baby and she will start treeting me that way. I have to do as she say due to she pays the Bills and I am out of work. So last night she placed a BIB on me that said BABY!!! I have to keep in on!!! she said that will teach me a lesson . I have no say in the House and My wife and Her Mom rules the House. HELP!!!!!

2006-12-17 06:29:38 · 14 answers · asked by joe 1 in Marriage & Divorce

(and why the F is the letter "L" in the word "wouldn't"?)

2006-12-17 06:29:36 · 11 answers · asked by ? 3 in Singles & Dating

The "Truth in science" organisation has been circulating creationist leaflets and other material to schools. As creationism is supported by absolutely no evidence at all and Darwinian evolution by Natural Selection is a proven scientific fact we must come to the conclude that the "truth in science" organisation has nothing to do with truth or science and more to do with indoctrinating children into believe in that a Bronze Age myth is scientifically supported fact. Say no to jesus say yes to the real truth behind real science.

2006-12-17 06:29:34 · 28 answers · asked by Say no to jesus 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-17 06:29:28 · 1 answers · asked by Durwin H 1 in Motorcycles

What to get my kittie for his first christmas?petco is the only petstore so any ideas please send the link.I really want this to be special!thanks!p.s. any tips?

2006-12-17 06:29:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats

- This movie is starring Servando y Florentino...

if anyone knows any website, or anywhere i can at least get videos of the movie let me know thank you..

2006-12-17 06:29:13 · 2 answers · asked by sadgreeneyes3 3 in Movies

i use all different, i cant seem to find the right 1.. what do u use?

2006-12-17 06:29:08 · 15 answers · asked by clemmie 2 in Other - Skin & Body

it gets all that black baked on stuff?
And it stops being silver and shiny anymore?
Is there a way to make it silver and shiny again - like it comes from the store?

2006-12-17 06:29:02 · 6 answers · asked by Mrs J 6 in Cleaning & Laundry

Currently own a vw golf gt tdi, the abs warning light isnt going out at all?????? could it be dirty sensor at each wheel?

2006-12-17 06:28:58 · 5 answers · asked by motorcrossboroboy 1 in Volkswagen

my symptoms are light headed, very weak and cannot walk for long without having to sit down, my hand eye coordination some time messes up but i have no feeling of puking or any stomach pains

2006-12-17 06:28:52 · 5 answers · asked by Taylor M 1 in Other - Diseases

2006-12-17 06:28:50 · 20 answers · asked by Clark Kent 1 in Mythology & Folklore

Life size images that stick to the wall.

2006-12-17 06:28:41 · 4 answers · asked by doogie 1 in Photography

2006-12-17 06:28:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

Carmelo 15 games
Robinson 8 games
Collins 8 games
JR Smith 8 games
Jeffries 5 games

I think Isiah should get suspended for the dumb **** that came out his mouth post game.

2006-12-17 06:28:32 · 12 answers · asked by whetzellus 2 in Basketball

(the lyrics are almost like), what we need is peace in this world(x2)
what we need is peace aaaaaaa ha haaaaaaaaa

2006-12-17 06:28:10 · 9 answers · asked by GREATFORD K 1 in Music

2006-12-17 06:28:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-17 06:28:00 · 5 answers · asked by sheekaleek2 1 in Polls & Surveys

Like if I told you I had a miscarriage, you automatically go "You think that's bad? I just caught my daughter sniffing coke." Or something like that.

Just Wondering...♥

2006-12-17 06:27:58 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-17 06:27:52 · 1 answers · asked by jonreed13 1 in Engineering

i've tried searching all sites but i just cant find any lyric for this band named "last alliance". If anyone of you knows it ur help is much appreciated =)

2006-12-17 06:27:48 · 3 answers · asked by Adrian M 1 in Music

I no the Pistons and Pacers one and the Nuggets and the Knicks one but are there anymore than that?

2006-12-17 06:27:47 · 6 answers · asked by Matt B 2 in Basketball

High School sweetheart is married to a terminally ill man and wants to get back together with me. Says she needs my support and later be her husband.

2006-12-17 06:27:42 · 18 answers · asked by Captain Kirk 2 in Marriage & Divorce

I need to know the average salary for a class project. If you know what the average salary is and you have a source (not that you have to have a source), let me know.

2006-12-17 06:27:41 · 2 answers · asked by Allahu_Akbar 3 in Careers & Employment