A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing. Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."
2006-12-17 06:29:48 · 33 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
gawd, u just cracked me up, that was so funny
somewhere out there is a lot of butt ugly and very annoyed people and a bloke with a very, very good humour
keep em comin!
2006-12-17 06:32:58 · answer #1 · answered by livinia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 females x 2 legs = 8 legs 4 females x 4 luggage = sixteen luggage sixteen luggage x 4 cats = sixty 4 cats sixty 4 cats x 4 legs = 256 legs sixty 4 cats x 4 kittens = 256 kittens 256 kittens x 4 legs = 1024 legs a million bus motive force x 2 legs = 2 legs 8 legs + 256 legs + 1024 legs + 2 legs = 1290 legs (1288 if the bus is stopped and the motive force isn't on on the 2d)
2016-10-15 03:14:10 · answer #2 · answered by cutburth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is incredibly Politically Incorrect - I am GUARANTEED a violtaion, but hey-ho, let's go.
Nelson Mandela kicks up a magic lantern in the sand on the beach. He polishes it. Out pops a Genie.
"Thank you for freeing me you may have three wishes".
"I want to be a white man"
(ZAP - Nelson is a white man)
"I want untold wealth and riches"
(ZAP - gold, precious and semi-precious gems all over the gaff).
"I never want to work another day in my life"
(ZAP - he's a Xhosa again)
Regular viewers will recognise that I am an equal opportunity piss-taker - I really don't care about skin-colour, religion, politics - If I see a gag opportunity, I'll take it.
The big difference is this: I've never killed anyone living on a Farm in Rivonia.
So long. Farewell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRGSZBK-gK0
2006-12-17 09:16:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
And the moral of the story is , He Who Laughs Last is a Pest
2006-12-17 06:37:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm I think Ive heard it before, was the last guy who said it the bus driver?
2006-12-17 06:32:12 · answer #5 · answered by J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny, was that the person in the truck?
2006-12-17 06:32:08 · answer #6 · answered by lavender tots 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2006-12-17 06:32:14 · answer #7 · answered by melgtimm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This proves that you don't always need to be at the front of the queue !
2006-12-17 06:32:43 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, but i heard this on ebaums world, do you get all you jokes there cause i havent heard some of them before then...
2006-12-17 06:37:24 · answer #9 · answered by star42430 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! I liked it.
2006-12-17 06:31:34 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋