All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.""I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic.
2006-12-17 06:27:26 · 18 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The a$$hole is usually in charge.
2006-12-17 06:27:44 · update #1
i like this one and its usually true
2006-12-17 06:29:34 · answer #1 · answered by julie t 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant - best joke I've heard for a long time and the moral is quite true!
2006-12-17 14:33:35 · answer #2 · answered by ronky donk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let's face it, it tends to be much bigger than the brain !
Plus it multitasks because most people talk through it ! haha
2006-12-17 14:30:53 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! U got his joke from that funny hubby or hub something website! I read it...try again.
2006-12-17 14:44:08 · answer #4 · answered by lonnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol so that explains it
Smile Big
2006-12-17 14:31:23 · answer #5 · answered by Shorty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...very funny and good story
2006-12-17 14:47:59 · answer #6 · answered by Lady_Envy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that was funny lol ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2006-12-17 14:32:04 · answer #7 · answered by TINYTI 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh how right you are! Good joke,thanx
2006-12-17 14:29:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha!!
2006-12-17 14:29:36 · answer #9 · answered by KD 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha..so very true
2006-12-17 14:30:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋