a blonde woman decides she is finially going to ride a horse. she gets her jodpurs, riding boots helmet etc and mounts the horse. just as the horse picks up the pace, she begins to slide off. the horse, oblivious to the situation keeps on going. the blonde, becoming desperate, grabs onto the horses mane as she slides off further. just as she thought she was fully fallen off, her boot becomes stuck in the stirupp. now as the horse continues to keep going, her head continues to knock into the ground, over and over. now on the brink of uncontiousness, todd from k-mart comes to her rescue and turns the horse off.....
2006-12-17
22:16:20
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