a blonde woman decides she is finially going to ride a horse. she gets her jodpurs, riding boots helmet etc and mounts the horse. just as the horse picks up the pace, she begins to slide off. the horse, oblivious to the situation keeps on going. the blonde, becoming desperate, grabs onto the horses mane as she slides off further. just as she thought she was fully fallen off, her boot becomes stuck in the stirupp. now as the horse continues to keep going, her head continues to knock into the ground, over and over. now on the brink of uncontiousness, todd from k-mart comes to her rescue and turns the horse off.....
2006-12-17 22:16:20 · 10 answers · asked by agent99 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao and rofl.10/10 best part of my day just happened while reading this joke.thanx for being today's sunshine for me.
2006-12-18 00:08:28 · answer #1 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Stupid blonde! Don't worry, no offence to the blondies out there who are gonna give me thumbs down now....not ALL blondes are dumb-just ones in the jokes;)
2006-12-17 22:58:04 · answer #2 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!Thanks for the laugh!!
2006-12-17 23:06:59 · answer #3 · answered by Angelina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHA HAHA hahaha lol that was good. blonde and proud of it :D!! well done
2006-12-17 22:24:24 · answer #4 · answered by munchyblonde 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee cute
2006-12-17 22:39:06 · answer #5 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha...=))...Your a total pro!...Like me
2006-12-17 23:05:44 · answer #6 · answered by Nevermind 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.....hahahhahahah....i totally love blonde jokes......no offense blondies..... their just so hilarious.....
2006-12-17 23:33:13 · answer #7 · answered by <--tsk--> 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha very good
2006-12-17 22:41:25 · answer #8 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how did he catch it?
2006-12-17 22:50:08 · answer #9 · answered by scotty b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have been looking for that joke everywhere! thanks! i love it!
2006-12-17 23:09:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋