All categories - 12 December 2006

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of Anal Glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
He asks: "What the hell is Anal Glaucoma?"
She responds: "I can't see my @rse coming into work today."

2006-12-12 19:12:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-12 19:12:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I dont know if this is even possible... but how would you go about saving a video from online like on ABC news or from You Tube or something to your computer? Like you can't just right click and save... is there a way to copy it? or is there a program I can download? Thanks :)

2006-12-12 19:12:23 · 2 answers · asked by Ash 2 in Other - Computers

Do you think this is a good idea? I put an ad in the newspaper to meet a girl should I take her to Taco Bell

2006-12-12 19:12:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

My girlfriend of two and half years broke up with me about two months ago? I wanted to work things out, but she says she just doesn't feel that way about me anymore. I have decided not to contact her for a couple of months, and then try again. I love this girl to death, and she is all I have thought about everyday since we broke up. I know she is seeing another guy, but I don't know if is serious, and I want to call and talk to her, but i fear that it will only make things worse. So I have her email password (she gave it to me once years ago, and I know she has forgot all about it), do I check the email. I know this is an invasion of privacy, but having that access and not useing it is driving me crazy!!!

2006-12-12 19:12:10 · 9 answers · asked by John Doe 1900 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-12-12 19:12:09 · 1 answers · asked by ashok a 1 in Words & Wordplay

2006-12-12 19:12:06 · 13 answers · asked by nunya 3 in Fashion & Accessories

2006-12-12 19:12:01 · 12 answers · asked by go getter 1 in Football (American)

if the porpuse of invasion is oil , why not secure only the oil fields , and let the shiite and sunni fight its other , no casualties for GI , no negative public opinion for BUSH

2006-12-12 19:11:52 · 5 answers · asked by jes 1 in Military

2006-12-12 19:11:40 · 11 answers · asked by Arnu111 1 in Fashion & Accessories

we are setting up a photo realistic image doll. If we were to created a doll for you, would you like it to have your exact body figure? or your ideal body figure? For example if your a bit chubby, would you want a chubby doll of yourself or slimmer? or a buffed body?

2006-12-12 19:11:38 · 7 answers · asked by jafett 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

my 6 month old pitbull rarely gets to exercise. i'm always at work. he weighs 43.3 pounds right now but has no real muscle definition.

2006-12-12 19:11:37 · 8 answers · asked by Damond R 1 in Dogs

Why is one man's misery and embarassment another man's humor?

2006-12-12 19:11:30 · 1 answers · asked by Peanut Butter 5 in Other - Society & Culture

Or just the main room/s? Do you like traditional decorations or modern?

2006-12-12 19:11:19 · 25 answers · asked by Caroline 5 in Christmas

2006-12-12 19:11:17 · 7 answers · asked by yanz 1 in Quotations

2006-12-12 19:11:16 · 8 answers · asked by LeBlanc 6 in Philosophy

is it possible that two people divorce and it is stated on the divorce papers that the father cant or would neither see or talk with his chilren (which by the way goes with the mother)?

2006-12-12 19:11:10 · 4 answers · asked by i cant 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-12-12 19:10:36 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Arts & Humanities

2006-12-12 19:10:35 · 17 answers · asked by rian apple 1 in Japan

errrrr....
am i losing my sanity or my sanity is taking my emotions away from me?

2006-12-12 19:10:14 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

BUT she has had a discharge went she has tried to poo and it seems to be a clear discharge with a little blood in it as I mentioned she seems to be in good health and apart from the blood I would not have worried any further after the swelling went down, I am thinking she has been bitten by something and wondering if i should be more worried and take her to the vet.

2006-12-12 19:09:59 · 5 answers · asked by Leahann D 1 in Dogs

2006-12-12 19:09:48 · 9 answers · asked by echo 4 in Maintenance & Repairs

Guys through e-mail , they never respond back to me.

I know I am A hot god damn woman, with a body to die for.
So why won't they respond back to me.?

2006-12-12 19:09:45 · 8 answers · asked by betsy s 1 in Singles & Dating

I am listening to them right now there is nothing like it

2006-12-12 19:09:41 · 17 answers · asked by corinne_29_ 3 in Polls & Surveys

I hate the way they portray people from texas on tv

2006-12-12 19:09:39 · 18 answers · asked by babyphat 2 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-12-12 19:09:35 · 9 answers · asked by LeBlanc 6 in Philosophy

if i reply as a joke ie,get bent,do they get read,or is it all self generated and self read?hey ive got to get one of these guys back.i cant take it any more.i need a good spoofer out there.help

2006-12-12 19:09:34 · 3 answers · asked by gscott43206 2 in Other - Arts & Humanities

This relationship between my friend and his girl has been off and on for 4 years. The time that they think they had concieved the baby was a one night stand type of deal. She doesn't allow him to be himself or do anything that he wants with out her permission (ex. watching rated R movies because of the chance of there being nudity in it). She is rediculously jealous of my girlfriend, girls he works with and girls in general. He allows her to make himself feel guilty over all this crap. Her family sees that she manipulates him as well as everyone else (including counselors). If there is any advice that i can give to him, please let me know. He has such low self esteem that he doesnt' know what to do. He doesnt see himself with her in the future, but i'm wondering if there is a way around it now.......

2006-12-12 19:09:30 · 3 answers · asked by hathead84 1 in Friends

ok-----i have a HUGE question...

i have been going out with my bf for almost 7 months... i love him alot. BUT one of my best guy friends said that he loves me soooooo much and he will do anything in the world for me. and that hed die for me...my bf says he loves me more than my friend ever could. BUT he dosent compliment me all of the time like my friend does...i love my bf, but i love the FEELING i get and the way my friend makes me feel...WAT SHOULD I DO!?!?!?!!?!?!?

2006-12-12 19:09:15 · 5 answers · asked by lanny s 1 in Hair