A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of Anal Glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
He asks: "What the hell is Anal Glaucoma?"
She responds: "I can't see my @rse coming into work today."
2006-12-12 19:12:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats good...
The boss tells her,
"You now have a case of Anal combustion"
She asks him, "what's that"
He says, "Your @rse is fired"
2006-12-12 21:13:36 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Inever see mine going into work larry its always behind me liked your joke 9/10
2006-12-12 22:05:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG I PMLOL and so did my son, this is very funny and a good start to my to the day as i have been up all night with daughter!
Thank you:)))
2006-12-12 23:59:49 · answer #3 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now I have a good excuse for not going to work tomorrow.
2006-12-12 19:17:02 · answer #4 · answered by Snaglefritz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats discusting.
2006-12-12 23:04:07 · answer #5 · answered by Nally 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I See!!! Ha Ha
2006-12-12 19:31:19 · answer #6 · answered by JEFF K 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1, short with an unseen punchline. lmao.
2006-12-12 20:14:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good lol 10/10
2006-12-12 19:19:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2006-12-12 19:29:11 · answer #9 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good!! you are a clever one
2006-12-12 19:46:17 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋