Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side.
> "When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home
was
> take off my trousers," he said. "I gave them to your mother and told
her
> to put them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she said
to
> me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large."
> I told her, "of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this
> family and I always will. "Ever since that day, we have never had
a
> single problem."
>
> Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after
the
> wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers,
>
> gave them to Jill and told her to put them on.
> Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly
wear
> them.
>
> "Exactly," replied Jack. "I wear the trousers in this relationship and
I
> always will. I don't want you to forget that".
> Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack.
> "Try these on," she said, so he tried them on but they were too small.
> "I can't possibly get into your knickers," said Jack.
> "Exactly," replied Jill. "And if you don't change your f*cking attitude,
> you never will!"
>
2006-12-11
18:30:37
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