Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side.
> "When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home
was
> take off my trousers," he said. "I gave them to your mother and told
her
> to put them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she said
to
> me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large."
> I told her, "of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this
> family and I always will. "Ever since that day, we have never had
a
> single problem."
>
> Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after
the
> wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers,
>
> gave them to Jill and told her to put them on.
> Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly
wear
> them.
>
> "Exactly," replied Jack. "I wear the trousers in this relationship and
I
> always will. I don't want you to forget that".
> Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack.
> "Try these on," she said, so he tried them on but they were too small.
> "I can't possibly get into your knickers," said Jack.
> "Exactly," replied Jill. "And if you don't change your f*cking attitude,
> you never will!"
>
2006-12-11 18:30:37 · 33 answers · asked by bladesmanlou 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hay caramba
2006-12-11 18:32:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jack and Jill went up the hill and planned to do some kissing Jack made a pass and grabbed Jill's a.ss, Now his two front teeth are missing
2016-05-23 08:01:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9 / 10
2006-12-11 18:33:25 · answer #3 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whole new look on jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack came down jill came down withn a brand new baby daughter.
2006-12-11 18:37:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just goes to show that a woman always gets the better of a man when his pants are down.
2006-12-11 18:44:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....hilarious! on a scale of 1 - 10, I'll give it a 9.
2006-12-11 18:32:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol jack and jill f$ucking each other what a consept
2006-12-11 18:59:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Speaking from experience it sounds like!
2006-12-11 18:33:50 · answer #8 · answered by laxthefacts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. I panted and knickered at that one.
2006-12-11 18:33:29 · answer #9 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the best thing about f*ucking twenty eight year olds?
Theres twenty of them
that earned me two points and yours cost you 5
2006-12-12 00:47:43 · answer #10 · answered by reevesy314 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha, I've heard that one before. But it was still funny ;)
2006-12-11 18:32:23 · answer #11 · answered by equinebeing 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋