All categories - 2 December 2006

This made me laugh..

There was a koala bear who was approached by a prostitute one day. He had never been with a prostitute before. Curious and excited, Koala spent the night with her and had a GREAT time......

The next morning, he went down on her one last time before departing. After he was done, Koala headed for the door and was about to leave when the prostitute yelled, "hey........what about my money?"

Confused, the Koala turned around, gave her a puzzled look, shrugging his shoulders, and replied "Huh?"

"Come here....." she said and pulled a dictionary out of her purse. She pointed to the word "prostitute" and its definition: "has sex and gets paid."

Finally understanding, the koala borrowed her dictionary, turned to the word Koala and showed her its definition: "eats bush and leaves."

2006-12-02 23:57:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

recently i was at a friend's house who's car had trouble starting because of a low battery. When giving him a jump he asked me to hit the gas. Does that have any effect? I can rationalize why it would. Yet i see them do the same on the dodge commercial.

2006-12-02 23:57:03 · 7 answers · asked by EasyJ_23 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

3 people in the family. health conscious, and effective use of micro etc.

2006-12-02 23:57:02 · 4 answers · asked by lucyyashoda 1 in Cooking & Recipes

How would you like to be your holidays? Free your mind...cuz I mean perfect holidays for you would be if...?

2006-12-02 23:56:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Holidays

2006-12-02 23:56:15 · 2 answers · asked by maggie 1 in Add-ons

2006-12-02 23:55:59 · 3 answers · asked by shauna4marie 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

A Patel family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead


mother> arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the daughters. The

dead body> was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space

left in it when> they opened the lid; they found a letter on top


addressed to her brothers> and sisters:





Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Mohan and Varsa,



I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be

cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT. Sorry, I

could

not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed. You will find inside


the

coffin, under Ba's body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler


chocolates

and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you. On Ba's

feet

you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are


also

2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are

correct.



Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan. Just

distribute the rest among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Ba's is


wearing

are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left

wrist.

Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you

asked

for. Please take them off her.




The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my

nephews. Please distribute all these fairly.



Love Smita



PS: And if anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also


not feeling too well nowadays...

2006-12-02 23:55:48 · 9 answers · asked by stone 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm very sad about this! I don't know what to do! Help! :(

2006-12-02 23:55:47 · 6 answers · asked by xgjhsrj 2 in Other - Computers

Do you have a happy mariage? Is it even possible because I start having some doubts.

2006-12-02 23:55:41 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

I was just thinking, because many things that were celebrated, accepted and remembered are becoming less and less important. Does anyone feel that there is one rule for us and one rule for others? I didn't mean to really offend anyone I just hate the fact that most English people I know don't even know when St.Georges day is, and yet we get taught about divali in school?
How does that work?

2006-12-02 23:55:38 · 7 answers · asked by statichattie 1 in Other - Society & Culture

If God is the almighty then why so much suffering? I do not want to here cuz he is testing our faith. If he was doing his job he would not need to test our faith, We would all beleive...

2006-12-02 23:55:25 · 13 answers · asked by AliKatt33 1 in Other - Society & Culture

I am very submissive to women I had 4 sisters and was the only Boy. I was always very uneasy around them. Now I am in my 40 I love to deal with women and love to talk to them.I have a home Improemt Bus I just find it easy talking with the women all day,. I hate dealing with me. Women love to talk More then Men But for a Man I talk as much as a women.I dony act gay However I thing women can see I am submissive.

2006-12-02 23:55:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I have been through drama for a long time which is bugging me alot and I think I need help. I did not do anything and my what I thought were friends are accusing me of sending fake ecards and email from their other friend==> this other girl was trying to take revenge on me because of her broken friendship with another girl because according to her, this one guy made up things about what she said about the other girl. I think she tried to do the same thing to that guy (our mutual friend) and told me that he talks alot of bad things about me. I fell for that and emailed her back but she added alot of other things that were horrible like death and forwarded my emails . Then, she kept emailing and apparently she is now starting to say she never had that email address to be friends with that girl again. I'm so confused. Last night I got a phone call from another girl saying that they are going to the police. I am being framed. I know they have nothing on me, but I'm still very upset.

2006-12-02 23:55:14 · 7 answers · asked by kowalley 5 in Friends

2006-12-02 23:55:10 · 7 answers · asked by Ω Nookey™ 7 in Psychology

My mom took me out of martail art because she said god told her to by doing martai arts i lost a lot of pounds and my mom and father are always complaning about my weight but that not the problem i loved martail arts and i loved doing it i no the bible said not to disobey god or him and my mom said she will put me in another martail arts thing but its been like 2 months and by the way i am 12 so what should i do

2006-12-02 23:54:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-02 23:54:49 · 16 answers · asked by truth set free 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-02 23:54:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Environment

2006-12-02 23:54:43 · 16 answers · asked by Jane2006 2 in Christmas

Do racial insults always hurt?
If I call myself an "ofay" or "honkey" or a "cracker," is that okay, or am I demeaning myself and others?
Are racial insults or slurs ever acceptable?

2006-12-02 23:54:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

I know everyone always says Elvis the king but you have to consider Elton Johns long history and variaty as well as working with great artist like John Lennon.

Elton is still going strong but Elvis also produced a good set timless of singles in his time.

2006-12-02 23:54:32 · 23 answers · asked by Dan Ln 3 in Polls & Surveys

What should I do when invited to a dinner party that I know will have alcohol? I can't drink any alcohol because of the medicine I am on, I really want to go to this party but I don't want people thinking I am being rude. Help! Graceful suggestions???

2006-12-02 23:54:07 · 29 answers · asked by Julia B 6 in Etiquette

We are from India and living in Abu Dhabi. We want to taste Arabic foods, but dont have an idea where to start!!! We prefer to start from some good restaurants to start with some simple food. Also we want to know where we can get Recipe (websites?) for Arabic food and sweets?

2006-12-02 23:54:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

No other team in college football is getting a mulligan and they aren't bitchin!

2006-12-02 23:53:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

2006-12-02 23:53:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

Can't seem to control my cursor. Each time I try to line it up with a link, it jumps away ... scoots all over the screen. At times I can't control or move it where I want to go. Keeps going to the right of the screen and jumps back out onto the screen in a straight line. I can't even line it up at times to sign out of e-mail or shut down my computer. Help !!! This is VERY frustrating. As soon as I can control it over a link/button (whatever), it moves away ...

2006-12-02 23:53:53 · 9 answers · asked by soft_deep_kiss 1 in Other - Computers

there are good police and bad police but all get a bad rep bacause of a few without you crime would be so bad we would have no peace ever epople always complain about police and i always say if someone is breaking in your house or trying to kill you who would you call 911 of course for help from those you claim to hate anyway thank you and God bless you

2006-12-02 23:53:48 · 9 answers · asked by katlady927 6 in Law Enforcement & Police

i think so altho people LOVE to highlight it when a man united player dives and yes ronaldo did (twice) its happening ALL over the premiership. to stop it i think that if proven the player in question should get a two match ban.your views please??

2006-12-02 23:53:42 · 16 answers · asked by Deano™ 7 in English Football