A Patel family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead
mother> arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the daughters. The
dead body> was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space
left in it when> they opened the lid; they found a letter on top
addressed to her brothers> and sisters:
Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Mohan and Varsa,
I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be
cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT. Sorry, I
could
not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed. You will find inside
the
coffin, under Ba's body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler
chocolates
and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you. On Ba's
feet
you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are
also
2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are
correct.
Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan. Just
distribute the rest among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Ba's is
wearing
are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left
wrist.
Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you
asked
for. Please take them off her.
The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my
nephews. Please distribute all these fairly.
Love Smita
PS: And if anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also
not feeling too well nowadays...
2006-12-02 23:55:48 · 9 answers · asked by stone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I heard it now and it's very funny!
Thumbs-up!
2006-12-03 00:45:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
l've heard that joke years ago and was so naive to believe it was true.
Still something to ponder if others were given an idea.
2006-12-03 09:43:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he i like punch line:- Chalu che:
2006-12-03 09:21:40 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke is good.
2006-12-03 09:01:23 · answer #4 · answered by sweety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-12-03 23:03:39 · answer #5 · answered by arpita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a old joke!
2006-12-03 08:11:18 · answer #6 · answered by bisexualmale s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha very very funny
2006-12-04 06:14:49 · answer #7 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
strange.
2006-12-03 09:33:16 · answer #8 · answered by Dead Dog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
........... bad as a joke ............
2006-12-03 11:11:51 · answer #9 · answered by spaceman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋