This made me laugh..
There was a koala bear who was approached by a prostitute one day. He had never been with a prostitute before. Curious and excited, Koala spent the night with her and had a GREAT time......
The next morning, he went down on her one last time before departing. After he was done, Koala headed for the door and was about to leave when the prostitute yelled, "hey........what about my money?"
Confused, the Koala turned around, gave her a puzzled look, shrugging his shoulders, and replied "Huh?"
"Come here....." she said and pulled a dictionary out of her purse. She pointed to the word "prostitute" and its definition: "has sex and gets paid."
Finally understanding, the koala borrowed her dictionary, turned to the word Koala and showed her its definition: "eats bush and leaves."
2006-12-02 23:57:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm not sorry for it being an old joke.. There aren't any rules against that.. Are there..? But I like that tank joke lol..
2006-12-03 00:14:20 · update #1
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
funny loved it
2006-12-03 00:15:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can't bear unfunny jokes.Here's a funnier-and older one.
Man walking along the riverbank in the Congo spots a man inthe water.
Man in water"Help a crocodile has bitten off my leg".
Man on Riverbank."Which one".
Man in water."How do I know -all these crocodiles look the same to me".
2006-12-03 02:46:05 · answer #2 · answered by Hugh M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Talk about the BEAR necessities of life !
2006-12-03 02:52:20 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It might be old but it's still a good one. 10/10 Carry on !!! LMAO
2006-12-03 00:29:10 · answer #4 · answered by Shredder 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha hah , must be the same family as the panda !!
2006-12-03 00:01:16 · answer #5 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two fish in a tank.... one says to the other "How do you drive this thing?"
It's as old as that!
2006-12-03 00:10:27 · answer #6 · answered by go_on_tell_us 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before still gave me a chuckle
2006-12-03 01:38:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
like a good wine, this joke keeps, lol
2006-12-03 00:49:46 · answer #8 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny
2006-12-03 00:36:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great joke.
Loved it!
2006-12-03 00:45:52 · answer #10 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋