All categories - 30 November 2006

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque ."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,

"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

2006-11-30 03:23:22 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i want to make it like the kathak dress out of devdas

2006-11-30 03:23:11 · 1 answers · asked by krups 2 in Fashion & Accessories

I read this book, but I still need some help with it so I can get a good grade. These questions refer to chapters 9-15 if that helps.

1. How does Roger Chillingworth's appearance change? How does Hester interprut the changes she sees in him.

2. How does Dimsdale about his role as the much respected ministry in the community. Why doesn't he thrive amid around the people who admire him so much.

3. In what ways in Chillingworth like a leech?

4.While dimsdale is asleep, Chillingworth makes a discovery that confirms his suspicisions concerning the minister. What do you suppose he sees when he opens the ministers shirt? Support your answer.

5. What causes Hester to speak to Chillingworth after so many years? What does she hope to accomplish?

2006-11-30 03:23:03 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

I would say I drink more than 8 glasses a day!

2006-11-30 03:23:03 · 25 answers · asked by Wonderboy 1 in Other - Health

green- makes him weak
red- makes him rebel or whatever
silver- makes him paranoid when get got pricked
black- turns him back to clark from kalel

2006-11-30 03:23:01 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I've downloaded a form from Fannie Mae. It is in PDF form. Can it be converted to a functional form where the required fields can be filled out on my computer?

2006-11-30 03:23:00 · 5 answers · asked by as_heath57 1 in Software

and why do younger women laugh at them.

I would say that non-heated rollers would be the best way to curl hair as it will not cause heat damage to hair that curling irons and heated rollers, also by hair will also dry into shape to cause longer lasting curls.

2006-11-30 03:22:57 · 5 answers · asked by Jane smith 2 in Hair

2006-11-30 03:22:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Teaching

I was recently watching Oliver (1968) and it had scenes talking about money in it. It was very confusing, so can someone explain the old English money system. Guineas, crowns, schillings, farthings etc. I understand the system was decimalized in 1971. How did it work before ?

2006-11-30 03:22:49 · 2 answers · asked by digger 1 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-11-30 03:22:48 · 5 answers · asked by russellhamuk 3 in Computer Networking

Allen Iverson for me! What about you?

2006-11-30 03:22:43 · 14 answers · asked by Like it rough? 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

00 Sable $399
00 Camaro $999
96 Neon $199
01 Escort $699

New car dealer is having a huge sale!

2006-11-30 03:22:41 · 6 answers · asked by STEWIE 6 in Buying & Selling

2006-11-30 03:22:40 · 4 answers · asked by mikmik2976 1 in Other - Food & Drink

I think I'm in the doghouse. I failed to act, and now it seems like she hates me, but can I still ask her out?

2006-11-30 03:22:37 · 3 answers · asked by outerspace17 1 in Singles & Dating

Is this true?

I think it was Sonny Barger of the Hells Angels who originally said this.

2006-11-30 03:22:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

2006-11-30 03:22:32 · 7 answers · asked by seshu m 1 in Astronomy & Space

I can't seem to forget you, your ____ ____ stays on my mind....good luck if you chose to answer!

2006-11-30 03:22:31 · 4 answers · asked by rufnready 3 in Trivia

2006-11-30 03:22:30 · 8 answers · asked by weeboy23 1 in Cooking & Recipes

2006-11-30 03:22:25 · 7 answers · asked by Sundararajan J 1 in Pregnancy

and about 3ft long. I live near the airforce live bombing range and it has "200lb freefall weapon" stencilled on the side. Ive smacked it with the shovel a few times and it really sounds hollow. Any thoughts how to have a few laughs with it ?

2006-11-30 03:22:21 · 24 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 03:22:20 · 5 answers · asked by bossygirl 1 in Women's Health

2006-11-30 03:22:20 · 7 answers · asked by http://hogshead.pokerknave.com/ 6 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

My Parents are going through a Divorce right now..
And I feel..

Like sad and down all the time..

Is that natural?

2006-11-30 03:22:13 · 17 answers · asked by SaraBeth 1 in Marriage & Divorce

I have been repeatedly bullied in my college class and saw my lecturer about 2 weeks ago about it, things calmed down and then these three guys who were bullying me started again, I confronted one and then the lecturer asked us to sit down, another one started, anyway the ins and outs of it are, I retaliated to these bullies and then when I got called a tramp off one of them I hit him. One of the lecturers got hurt in the fight which I am truly embarrased about, I never condone violence I hate fighting....one of the bullie's friends rugby tackled me and smashed me up against the whiteboard which then broke, they have been suspended but I haven't, what will happen to me?

2006-11-30 03:22:12 · 10 answers · asked by xx_lush_xx 3 in Law & Ethics

2006-11-30 03:22:11 · 3 answers · asked by ulfat_kamal 1 in Men's Health

What can I expect?

2006-11-30 03:22:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Diseases

Is there an alternative too these two programs. I ran Nortons and cant update my virus files due to a bogus error and macafee was worse. Any other options out there? Any free ones?

2006-11-30 03:21:57 · 8 answers · asked by rob b 1 in Security

2006-11-30 03:21:55 · 5 answers · asked by kktatg 1 in Buying & Selling