Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque ."
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
2006-11-30 03:23:22 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny
2006-11-30 03:43:59 · answer #1 · answered by Deborah H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes it's funny. I've still got a silly little grin on my face now although come to think of it, I normally always do!
2006-11-30 11:46:54 · answer #2 · answered by earnshaw2002 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
following directions.
2006-11-30 12:49:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
PML, OMG that was a good un!
men just don't listen to women do they?
They are always right!
2006-11-30 11:27:38 · answer #4 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Lol, Yes very good
2006-11-30 11:27:09 · answer #5 · answered by First Ascent 4 Thistle 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice one keep them coming!
2006-12-02 05:44:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...thats excellent, I didn't see that coming at the end at all!
2006-11-30 13:32:25 · answer #7 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! lol
2006-11-30 13:18:49 · answer #8 · answered by andb 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! Love it!
2006-11-30 11:25:14 · answer #9 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
GREAT! I JUST LOVE BAD MOUTH PARROT JOKES!! IF YOU'VE GOT ANY MORE, PLEAS POST THEM.
2006-11-30 11:27:06 · answer #10 · answered by kgforaingeal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋