A farmer had a large herd of cows and 3 BULLS. Since they heard that farmer is bringing another bull they arranged a meeting.
1st bull, "Well, there's no way he's going to get any of my cows."
2nd bull agrees, "Yeah, I'm not giving up any of mine"
3rd bull who was a bit smaller says, "I don't have as many as you guys, so I'm not giving any up."
Finally, the new bull arrives. To The first three bull’s consternation, the new bull was the biggest, meanest bull (they ever seen) Upon watching him.The 1st bull looks around nervously and says, "Well now, I suppose it would be a good thing to give this guy some cows. I think I'll give him 20 of mine."
The second bull says, "Yeah, I guess so, I'll give him 30 of mine."
They look over at the small bull. He's busy pawing the grass, snorting, and shaking his head. They go over and ask him what he's doing and suggest that he should give up some cows too.
He says, "YES, I KNOW, I'M JUST MAKING SURE HE KNOWS I'M A BULL!"
2006-11-29
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