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A farmer had a large herd of cows and 3 BULLS. Since they heard that farmer is bringing another bull they arranged a meeting.
1st bull, "Well, there's no way he's going to get any of my cows."
2nd bull agrees, "Yeah, I'm not giving up any of mine"
3rd bull who was a bit smaller says, "I don't have as many as you guys, so I'm not giving any up."
Finally, the new bull arrives. To The first three bull’s consternation, the new bull was the biggest, meanest bull (they ever seen) Upon watching him.The 1st bull looks around nervously and says, "Well now, I suppose it would be a good thing to give this guy some cows. I think I'll give him 20 of mine."
The second bull says, "Yeah, I guess so, I'll give him 30 of mine."
They look over at the small bull. He's busy pawing the grass, snorting, and shaking his head. They go over and ask him what he's doing and suggest that he should give up some cows too.
He says, "YES, I KNOW, I'M JUST MAKING SURE HE KNOWS I'M A BULL!"

2006-11-29 00:20:54 · 27 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Hey GS u said it right ~ that is the reason i am keeping low profile in YA now a days ~ One violation per week probably i can digest but more than that ... Huh

2006-11-30 00:35:02 · update #1

27 answers

its was not so funny but its ok and i dont think there's any need of reporting cause there's nothing bad in it.

2006-11-29 01:19:26 · answer #1 · answered by anitha 4 · 0 0

It was ok... think there was something missing in the beginning to help understand that the 3rd bull was small (about the size of the cows) and that would have made it better...

Thanks for the smile!

2006-11-29 01:40:24 · answer #2 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 0 0

business enterprise - nicely finished, nicely written. between the multitude of information papers this editorial sticks out. Even mutually as the editor ought to be take care of the business enterprise aims. Fourth sources - why media is noted as so. alongside with the administrative, legislature & judiciary the media has a social duty. This social duty desires to be verified on a daily foundation via elevating each adventure which at the instant are not in desire or the habit of the society, in a fashion trustworthy to all. Water gate in u . s . a . deliver approximately the down fall of a president there. this is how fourth sources is envisioned to accomplish. that's meant to divulge the data and thoughts that switched over in to activities, in the society, rather of reporting merely what befell. Media is meant to grant feed back to all the different 3 estates their overall performance appraisal on a customary foundation. the sensation of the electorate. it is going to alter into the reformator of the society. it is going to no longer BEG FOR the ideal, it is going to call for the ideal. it is going to instruction manual the reformation. maximum regrettably the media is likewise funded via those goons suggested in the editorial. that's funded via commercials via those segments extremely than the reader who buys it at a value lots under its production value. The citizen of India has to spare sufficient of his source to purchase a information paper no longer funded via commercials. Then the citizen turns into the grasp of the information paper AND his voice would be heard during the pages.

2016-12-29 15:57:11 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

I like your posts. I think we share a similar sense of humor.
Why do people take joking so seriously? Prudery has no place here.
I returned home yesterday evening from a two week trip, and evidently stringency is still being applied. How sad!

Can't we just enjoy life?

2006-11-30 09:15:09 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

Good joke....

I agree with you... reporting is inappropriate.....people will hesitate to post naughty jokes if everything is being reported...at the end its only a joke to make people smile or lugh.......unless you have names or references in it...

2006-11-29 23:50:56 · answer #5 · answered by GS 3 · 0 0

Very funny

2006-11-29 00:29:01 · answer #6 · answered by Donna 6 · 0 0

I didn't really understand, I was with you all the way up to the punch line at the end...I'm sorry

2006-11-29 00:26:36 · answer #7 · answered by Nikki 2 · 0 0

I wish I was the bull.

2006-11-29 01:07:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Pd i always luv yr jokes. i think none of yr jokes shud be reported. pple who report must b craZ. keep up da good work !! lov u
;D

2006-11-30 20:07:06 · answer #9 · answered by ToXiC 3 · 0 0

Very good.

2006-11-29 00:24:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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