Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
>Paddy said "me feet are freezing, will you nip upstairs and get my slippers
>for me?"
>"No bother", said Murphy and goes upstairs. There he finds Paddy's stunning
>twin 19 year old daughters sitting on the bed.
>"Hello girls", he said smiling, "your Dad sent me up here to shag the pair
>of ye!"
>"Fook off ya liar!" they replied.
>"I'll prove it!" says Murphy
>So he shouts down the stairs - "Both of them, Paddy?"
>"Of course! What's the use of fooking one?
>
>
2006-11-27
23:36:40
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