Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
>Paddy said "me feet are freezing, will you nip upstairs and get my slippers
>for me?"
>"No bother", said Murphy and goes upstairs. There he finds Paddy's stunning
>twin 19 year old daughters sitting on the bed.
>"Hello girls", he said smiling, "your Dad sent me up here to shag the pair
>of ye!"
>"Fook off ya liar!" they replied.
>"I'll prove it!" says Murphy
>So he shouts down the stairs - "Both of them, Paddy?"
>"Of course! What's the use of fooking one?
>
>
2006-11-27 23:36:40 · 19 answers · asked by Bird 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was brill!!!!! Best laugh I had all day!!!!! D'ya have any more?
2006-11-28 04:17:17 · answer #1 · answered by Only visiting 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant.
2006-11-27 23:47:46 · answer #2 · answered by Skippy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paddy ain't gonna be happy about that when he finds out though ... :D
2006-11-28 01:18:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was brilliant the first time on the site and it's still bl**dy good
2006-11-28 00:18:51 · answer #4 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1 !
2006-11-28 00:26:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes hilarious that was, must remember it for tonight at the pub.
2006-11-27 23:41:26 · answer #6 · answered by fuck off 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Good one
2006-11-28 00:32:11 · answer #7 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-28 01:48:44 · answer #8 · answered by manx4080 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhhh the lucky bastard!!
2006-11-28 00:47:03 · answer #9 · answered by Joe Somebody 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really amazing joke
its good
2006-11-28 00:32:27 · answer #10 · answered by suma_kutty2005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋