All categories - 26 November 2006

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.


43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.

53. We love it when girls talk about there boobs.

54. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....

55. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...

56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

58. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...

59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.

60. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

61. Your best friend, the guy you can go to with anything, is the guy who loves you more than any other ever could. He'd do anything to be with you, and will always love you. When he sees you cry he wishes he could change the stars to make you happy. He would go to the end of the world for you and loves you deeply.

62.)most guys are pigs but give them a chance they might prove you wrong!

2006-11-26 14:01:31 · 7 answers · asked by laker4lyfe92 2 in Singles & Dating

a few weeks ago I had a physical at a "meps" site [military entrance processing station] and every time a fat kid had to get weighed they sucked it in like they would weigh less. why would someone think they would way less by sucking it in??

2006-11-26 14:01:30 · 7 answers · asked by mbm 2 in Military

What's the best to get rid of man boobs? i'm a fit 23 yo male that exercises at the gym 3 times a week but cant seem to get rid of my man boobs- any suggestions?

2006-11-26 14:01:24 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

i ve been hearing alot about cyber monday but am not sure what it means does any one out ther know of this??

2006-11-26 14:01:14 · 11 answers · asked by mary c 3 in Polls & Surveys

How do you like it? Tell me what you job is.

2006-11-26 14:01:11 · 2 answers · asked by vmarie84 4 in Other - Society & Culture

I saw a chef on a top show use this powdered olive oil that he claimed was a top secret technique. Most likely from the French Classical style. It was used as flavor/garnish to enchance the dish. When it was placed on the food it remained in a soild state only to melt into olive oil upon putting it within the mouth. I cannot locate anything anywhere about this possible technique. Can anyone help?

2006-11-26 14:01:11 · 7 answers · asked by jetratkat 3 in Ethnic Cuisine

I mean, what do they record onto, can they record onto your computer hardrive? I need to set up two cameras of my living room and den to record 24 hours a day, I don't want to be changing tapes all the time or have the kind that records over on the same tape all the time. How can I do this?

2006-11-26 14:01:09 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Hardware

I've a twisted sense of humor, an appreciation for irony, and a fairly sentimental soul. But whenever my missus turns on the tube, it's always these god-awful, super-sacharrine, syrupy made-for-TV flicks either on The Hallmark Channel or similar tripe. The kind where you can predict the ending within the first 10 minutes of the movie, complete with the stereotypical plot devices such as the terminally ill wife or child, the disgruntled person who gave up on Santa/Jesus/power-of-love/etc, and the angelic intervention that will save Christmas in the nick of time.

I mean, if you can stomach that stuff, you're a tougher hombre than me. But for the more jaded and gritty types, any thing you'd recommend?

2006-11-26 14:01:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-26 14:00:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

I want to know about words that are used in common English, not specialty fields like medicine, science or engineering. Also, no names, abbreviations or acronyms. I’m looking for real words with a definition.

2006-11-26 14:00:50 · 8 answers · asked by taotemu 3 in Words & Wordplay

1) f(x)=x+7
2) f(x)=2x-6
3) f(x)=3x+5
4) none

2006-11-26 14:00:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

An actress named Donna Feldman, who appears on "Fashion House" listed this credit in her bio. I know she was born in 1982 but she doesn't say when she appeared or who the character was. Anybody know?

2006-11-26 14:00:45 · 2 answers · asked by kcrowleyk 2 in Television

found a puppy 2 wks ago left to die ,tring to take care of him he itches bad to the point of bleeding ,tried shampoo for hot patches s/even baby oil is there anything else I can try?

2006-11-26 14:00:41 · 14 answers · asked by Emma L 1 in Dogs

x^2yz + xy^2z + xyz

2006-11-26 14:00:40 · 2 answers · asked by mzmuffin40155 2 in Mathematics

I know the cold war was resolved through peaceful means (well it was probably something to do with the *MAD principle). Vietnam meant that so many Americans were so horrified with their children returning home in body bags. The flower power movement was a tremendous cultural revolution. Can we apply the lessons of history to current world conflict? And or should we and if not why not?

*=Mutually Assured Destruction

2006-11-26 14:00:23 · 11 answers · asked by Halucinagenic 2 in Politics

Besides just keeping it watered?

2006-11-26 14:00:20 · 9 answers · asked by bluerhiem 1 in Garden & Landscape

2006-11-26 14:00:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

well friday night my friends and i decided to prank call my (well he's not my boyfriend yet, but he acts like he is)! and we told him it was some girl that knew who he was and that she liked him.. he told her to call him later. then he calls me and asks me if i know that girl, and i say no.. we called him yesterday again and he made it seem like he wanted to meet up with her. was this a dumb thing to do or is it a clue that he's willing to cheat on me... please help.

2006-11-26 14:00:12 · 2 answers · asked by YourGirl08 3 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-26 14:00:09 · 48 answers · asked by Sydney Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

I mean, it's 8:00 PM, I have a 10 page research paper due tomorrow that's only half done, and I have to give a discussion about a subject I have no sources for yet, and all I can stand to do is ask and answer questions, think about Christmas decorating, and making some supper.

2006-11-26 14:00:05 · 15 answers · asked by Patchy O'Squirrel 2 in Psychology

2006-11-26 14:00:03 · 20 answers · asked by A.J. D 1 in Movies

2006-11-26 14:00:02 · 3 answers · asked by jayakrishnaathmavidya 4 in Philosophy

2006-11-26 13:59:58 · 10 answers · asked by america8298 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-26 13:59:58 · 1 answers · asked by rock_n_roll_0204 1 in Earth Sciences & Geology

how far will you travel before you regain your vision again?

A. 50 yards
B. 100 yards
C. 200 yards
D. 400 yards

2006-11-26 13:59:58 · 10 answers · asked by webdesignsperu 1 in Safety

I would change peoples hearts!

2006-11-26 13:59:43 · 31 answers · asked by sandra b 5 in Religion & Spirituality

He hid in the doghouse with the dolberman, woke it up, then it started barking, chewing the boy up several times, the boy was stuck inside screaming in pain....

2006-11-26 13:59:42 · 9 answers · asked by strange-artist 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-26 13:59:34 · 17 answers · asked by subgenius 4 in Dogs

k i had aim triton with plaxo then i got aim 6.0.... now i want my triton back so i can link my scrreenames...the aim sight isnt advertising 4 it so how do i get triton back?

2006-11-26 13:59:34 · 3 answers · asked by [dANiiE♥♫]™ 5 in Software

Gifted wrapped (1/2) keg of Natural lite, or should I have bought a whole keg. The store was nice enought to give me christmas cups.

Should I return for larger size, just incase we open it early for sunday football games?

She did say that she wanted a necklace, but cant drink that.

2006-11-26 13:59:30 · 12 answers · asked by ill take it straight with no ice 3 in Marriage & Divorce