All categories - 20 November 2006

I have spent my life dreaming of being an astronaut and when i finally get a job at nasa I couldn't have been happier. The time has finally come for me to go into space but I have a problem. You see, during the last trip, one of the other astronauts came into contact with and swore allegiance to an alien overlord. I'm the only one he told. If I tell the other astronauts, they will surely cancel my trip into space, but if I don't tell, who knows what plan this other man is doing for the alien overlord. The results could be catastrophic. Do I give up my dream to possibly prevent a world calamity?

2006-11-20 12:35:03 · 9 answers · asked by The Truth About Cigarettes! 1 in Other - Society & Culture

First off, I am not one.

But I did reply to one about 2 hours ago with what I considered an intelligent, sarcastic response.

Now all record of that is gone.

It seems to me the way to get rid of these people is not to report them to Yahoo! and have their idiotic questions and remarks deleted but rather when you see such a question just never respond to it. If you all did that, they'd soon tire of the game and look elsewhere for their "fun".

So what do you think about this?

2006-11-20 12:35:01 · 6 answers · asked by Seeker 4 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

my chao just got that little cocoon around it and it changed so that it had a spike ball on its head, meaning it's dark. I don't want it to be dark, i want it to hero. Is there anyway to change it back now that its dark? (it was hatched from a white egg bought from the black market, i dont know if that makes a difference)

2006-11-20 12:35:00 · 4 answers · asked by squirrelgirl 3 in Video & Online Games

I love my boyfriend of 2 years and i know that he loves me but he doesnt do things for me like take me out or buy me gifts. he didnt even get me anything for my birthday, christmas, or valentines day. he says he wants to spend the rest of his life with me and i know its true but he acts like he has no ambition to commit to me, i have tried telling him that it hurts me that he doesnt show his love but he just says that thats just how hes always been, but arent i supposed to be different?

2006-11-20 12:34:54 · 8 answers · asked by $onya 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

I have never been to a funeral. I am going to a puerto rican funeral, and i'd like to know how it is different. Given i am of Jewish faith, is there much religious expectations....Its not in a church. Thanks a bunch!

2006-11-20 12:34:54 · 4 answers · asked by eclgah 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups

I really like this guy a lot, since the day we first met, and that's alot of years (1-11 yrs probably!). But I really don't know if one of my best friends like him too. She told me she did, then she didn't, but then she wanted to see him everyday and always started to talk about him. But he doesn't like her. She tries so hard, always trying to make me jealous, (yeah right!) and always trying to get his attention. Then she likes alot of guys at school which are like 5 or 7 guys! She's a flirt machion, seriously. She always tries to make me jealous and tries so hard, but doesn't succeed at all. So, here's the question, does she really like him? Does she really have feelings more than me? How can I find out, but not making it obvious? How do I know if he likes me?

2006-11-20 12:34:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I'm going to board a small plane and need to know when I should take it. I have 2mg. Should I take a full one? Half? How quick will it work. I want your personal opinions do not tell me to go to a doctor.

2006-11-20 12:34:47 · 9 answers · asked by jwurm99 3 in Other - Health

I have been seeing this girl in school and I can't get her out of my mind. We don't know each other but she is fine as hell. she don't got a boyfriend and I was wondering how should i approach her so we eventually go together soon. Plz Help.

2006-11-20 12:34:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Its been there for about a week. I don't think fingernail polish remover is gonna do the trick.

2006-11-20 12:34:45 · 7 answers · asked by Mmmm 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

My guy put it on there...I found it when I got home...Our relationship is solid...or at least I thought it was...Deal breaker or?

2006-11-20 12:34:44 · 20 answers · asked by CAKES 2 in Singles & Dating

Not just president Bush, but all president. Whenever the president of the United States visits another country there is always huge protests and people with banners and stuff with the guys face with a big red X over it.

It's not their persident, so why do they have to protest over our presidents?

2006-11-20 12:34:35 · 18 answers · asked by Alyssa 1 in Politics

IM going to new york city for new years. Im going to be staying new Newark INternational. Can I get on the path from the airport. I need the cheapist way to get to Manhattan.
Thanks

2006-11-20 12:34:30 · 3 answers · asked by daveb0341 1 in New York City

2006-11-20 12:34:28 · 34 answers · asked by Jack 6 in Polls & Surveys

There’s a Japanese guy who’s working at my office, every time I ask him to do something (not to do my work or anything) and he reacts so badly (I asked him if he could put the kettle on and he went mad) he loves to shout at me and trying to make me feel small (if I ask my department head a question and he overhears, he‘ll wait until I‘m alone and rip the piss out of me. He would tell people I was stupid until some one pointed out I have a 2:1 degree from a red-brick uni).

I’m the youngest in my office and I’m the only one he does it to, ( I share an office with a senior accountant and if she’s in there he’ll leave me be). I had my appraisal and my boss is really happy with the standard of my work and my supervisor has commented that my work is of a high standard so I‘m 99% sure this guys doing it out of spite. I want to know is this just a cultural thing and how can I get him to leave me alone?

2006-11-20 12:34:27 · 16 answers · asked by Bella 2 in Careers & Employment

2006-11-20 12:34:27 · 6 answers · asked by katina k 1 in Volvo

2006-11-20 12:34:21 · 13 answers · asked by snoladyt 1 in Mathematics

2006-11-20 12:34:19 · 7 answers · asked by godsgirl 4 in Cooking & Recipes

Im getting an x box 360 and i want to know what accessories i should get with it

2006-11-20 12:34:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

hey

i have a bath everyday and have tried every single anti-dandruff shampoo on the market. None of them have helped me, even though i scrubb and scrubb. When im done havin a bath it seems its gone but after a few hours it seems to come back. Is it because i have dry skin/scalp or very sensitive scalp. Im fairly popular in school and cant have dandruff in my hair its..........UN KOOL

someone please give me some remedies or any advice on how to get rid of this damn dandruff

thnx alot

2006-11-20 12:34:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

2006-11-20 12:34:16 · 5 answers · asked by Kevin 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Give a biblical scripture in your answer

2006-11-20 12:34:15 · 20 answers · asked by jaguarboy 4 in Religion & Spirituality

Every funeral I've ever been to, the Preacher always speaks of how untimely the persons death was. How can that be if it is all in God's "plan"? If religious people really believe what they read in that black book, then no matter what the cause of death (natural causes, murder, cancer, AIDS or spread across about 1/4 mile by train), a person's death is not untimely...it was meant to be that way. So why don't they just come out and say it?!?

2006-11-20 12:34:13 · 2 answers · asked by Yeah, it's good 3 in Religion & Spirituality

A police officer (who shall remain nameless) pulled over a red Porsche after it had run a stop sign. "May I see your driver's license and registration please?"

"What's the problem, officer?"

"Your just ran the stop sign back there at the last intersection."

"Oh, come on pal, there wasn't a car within miles of me".

"Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a complete stop, look both ways, and proceed with caution."

"you gotta be kidding me!"

"It's no joke, sir".

"Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no one within twenty miles, and proceeded with caution."

"That's beside the point, sir. You are supposed to come to a complete stop, and you didn't. Now if I may see your license and. . ."

"You've got a lot of time on your hands, PAL! What's the matter, all the doughnut shops closed?"

"Sir, I'll overlook that last comment. Let me see your license and registration immediately!"

"I will, if you can tell me the difference between slowing down, and coming to a complete stop."

The police officer had enough. "Sir, I can do better than that." He opened the car door, dragged the obnoxious motorist out, and proceeded to methodically beat him over the head with his nightstick.

"Now sir, would you like me to slow down or come to a complete stop?"

2006-11-20 12:34:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-20 12:34:12 · 10 answers · asked by mayank g 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-20 12:34:10 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Local Businesses

What are the symptoms? I am not breastfeeding but I have used the similac soy formula and now i am using the ailmentum. my baby is sooo cranky and gassy and spits up frequently. i stopped giveing her solid foods like peaches and prunes and bananas, she is old enought to have those..she is five months now...i just dont know if she has a milk allergy. i know something is wrong. i am taking her to the dr. on wed. but i need to know some of the symptoms of allergies in babies so i can sound like i know what i am talking about instead of an over anxious first time mom. can you be specific like what is the baby's body language like etc.??? thanks so much!!

2006-11-20 12:34:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Newborn & Baby

well not like most but inspires you... respect etc.

2006-11-20 12:34:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-20 12:34:00 · 14 answers · asked by Tim A 1 in Garden & Landscape

Okay here is the deal there is this guy and i really like him but he kids around a lot....anyways i called one night and i asked him if he liked me and he said no and i said okay then like not even a week later and came up to me and put his hands around my waist then he said i really like u and then he kissed me and then asked me to make out with him.....do u think this guy really likes me or just wants to use me???HELP ME PLEASE!!!

2006-11-20 12:33:58 · 10 answers · asked by Chelsie (I think Im in love) 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-20 12:33:56 · 2 answers · asked by Dennis D 1 in Personal Finance