All categories - 5 November 2006

2006-11-05 01:49:45 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Business & Finance

I have written 26 books so far since the age of about 12 and published none. I have just written my first kids book and I'd like to publish it. It has been proof read and the remarks are outstanding. I have been in contact with some publishers who tell me I have to be a member of the writers year book something, something.
Anyone know how I can go about this without all the hussle?
Your answers will be much appreciated.

2006-11-05 01:49:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

mine was Land Of The Lost....or Wonderwoman

2006-11-05 01:49:35 · 22 answers · asked by -naughtyprincess- 2 in Celebrities

An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and fell on his face again. So he decided to crawl the four blocks home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up.
This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into the bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow. He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "SO YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN!"
Putting on an innocent look, and intent on bluffing it out he said, "What makes you say that?"
"The pub just called; you left your wheelchair there again."

2006-11-05 01:49:35 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-05 01:49:32 · 15 answers · asked by BaD mAn R 1 in Other - Education

Here is what I mean - the money the current generation of pensioners paid in NI has long since been spent (since the formula has always been that the workers of the day pay for the pensioners of the day) - however, often pensioners seem to give the impression that since they paid NI there is a pot of money rightfully theirs sitting there.. there isn't - a pot I mean!

Rarely however do pensioners express any sympathy with this generation of workers who will also pay NI their whole working lives yet be lucky to see that money returned due to the demographic crisis..

Plus with the unprecended and I believe unsustainable growth in property prices, this generation of pensioners also benefited from a windfall that neither there parent's/children's generation will..

So although it is not easy being retired - at least as I see it - this generation of pensioners are arguably better off than any other.

2006-11-05 01:49:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

2006-11-05 01:49:28 · 10 answers · asked by bejan k 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-05 01:49:23 · 10 answers · asked by viru 1 in Laptops & Notebooks

Need more clients how do I go about getting them. I need some fast, I have writers including myself ready to work. If you know anybody refer them to me. Please.

2006-11-05 01:49:21 · 3 answers · asked by teresa_rena 1 in Small Business

2006-11-05 01:49:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Is there a process by which a marble worker can remove the shine. Or can I do something?

2006-11-05 01:49:04 · 5 answers · asked by rileybillups 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2006-11-05 01:49:00 · 4 answers · asked by hannahrarian 1 in Music

2006-11-05 01:48:54 · 6 answers · asked by sakretebill 1 in Singles & Dating

it's such a weird gift to talk about, without people thinking you may be prideful talking about it. I just know when I am around people that are sick, I can feel tingles in my throat if they have a sore throat without them even telling me they are sick, I just have that spidey sense. Before being a christian I thought God gave me that gift to avoid those people so I wouldn't get sick, now I am thinking something else?

2006-11-05 01:48:48 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I miss school at times, when I see what the kids do now, when I was at school over 30 ago

2006-11-05 01:48:41 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

I dont seem to be able to get much relief from ordinary painkillers i have fibromalgia and when i get flare ups nothing seems to work its like bad toothache in the shoulder muscles i usually have 400 mg of ibrofen and two 500 mgs of paracetamol at the same time it helps a little i think.

2006-11-05 01:48:37 · 19 answers · asked by Amber 2 in Other - Health

I'm learning to speak spanish but I'm so afraid that people are going to laugh at me when I actually speak it. My boyfriend and his family all speak spanish (their native language) and I know they won't make fun of me if I mess up, but I am so parinoid. Tell me I can do it! Por favor :)

2006-11-05 01:48:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

im 14 my peiod started a month a go

2006-11-05 01:48:22 · 8 answers · asked by cfc_amanda_cfc 1 in Women's Health

2006-11-05 01:48:21 · 4 answers · asked by Mikey 1 in Engineering

like if there is where do i go in the game to get it

2006-11-05 01:48:17 · 1 answers · asked by parth 121 2 in Games & Gear

Even if he has paid his debt to society and has "found jesus"?

2006-11-05 01:48:06 · 39 answers · asked by Corn Flake 1 in Parenting

I got a new pair of stretchy pants and I don't want either camel toe of hot nylons under them. Any ideas please?

2006-11-05 01:47:59 · 5 answers · asked by Isis 7 in Fashion & Accessories

I am a really good actress/singer. I usually do plays at a nearby theatere which is professional. They are doing one of my fave plays...HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL! But its only for 13-18 year olds and I'm only 11! I am really upset because if I was 13 I know I could get a really really good part! Please help me cause I am really upset!

2006-11-05 01:47:57 · 10 answers · asked by Elena ♥ 2 in Theater & Acting

I've seen this ad a few times and have asked all over what the accompanying song is. It is shown in Great Britian, not sure if it shown anywhere else, its the Hyundai ad for the Santa Fe car? Had a few people suggest that the song is "The Feeling Begins by Peter Gabriel" but downloaded this song and this ain't the one! :o( Anyone any ideas????

I may sound sad, but hey, you know when something is really bugging you..........!

2006-11-05 01:47:47 · 6 answers · asked by angela g 2 in Television

2006-11-05 01:47:39 · 7 answers · asked by kwang c 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

fought deases and survive

2006-11-05 01:47:36 · 9 answers · asked by yaritza12corado 1 in Mythology & Folklore

Why are antifoot people so adamant-feet are just another errogenous zone is all .

I dont see the point of foot-a-phobia and repulsion
i mean im not saying it should be your thing by any stretch of the imagination however just about any part on a womans body can be an errogenous zone for us males.It could be the nape of your neck , your hair ,your earlobe , or your sides .

I also dont see how selfish a foot fetish is if you take care of a womans needs such as what she wants.Its amazing how many times i hear in threads on how selfish a guy is for having a foot fetish .Heck if pay attention to her breast , carress her derrier andgo down on a woman for a 1/2 an hour or more , make love to her whats selfish about sucking her toes or getting a footjob .

2006-11-05 01:47:25 · 2 answers · asked by bolounit1 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups

I want to know what the younger genaration believe's

2006-11-05 01:47:20 · 15 answers · asked by israel g 1 in Religion & Spirituality

After three days seclusion in a hotel room, the honeymoon couple finally agreed to go out for an evening. Calling a bellhop, the groom was informed about the various shows in town.
"Hey, Honey", he shouted to his little wife who was taking a shower, "Do you want to see Oliver Twist"?
The bride screamed back, "If you show me any more tricks with that thing, I'm going home to Mother"!

2006-11-05 01:47:12 · 9 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Jokes & Riddles