An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and fell on his face again. So he decided to crawl the four blocks home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up.
This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into the bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow. He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "SO YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN!"
Putting on an innocent look, and intent on bluffing it out he said, "What makes you say that?"
"The pub just called; you left your wheelchair there again."
2006-11-05 01:49:35 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dude, That is classic humor...9.5 out of 10
2006-11-05 01:52:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Funny didn't quite make me laugh but got a smile on my face!
2006-11-05 10:47:09 · answer #2 · answered by jcturtle001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a cracker!
2006-11-05 13:41:16 · answer #3 · answered by K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. oh that's so funny my belly's bad from laughing
2006-11-05 10:19:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really like this one very good. My Dad will enjoy this one. Keep em coming..
2006-11-05 10:01:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but very funny made me laugh again
2006-11-05 11:51:08 · answer #6 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny without being offensive!
2006-11-05 09:54:47 · answer #7 · answered by Esen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is very funny, you should be a comedian, you have so many good jokes.
2006-11-05 12:21:08 · answer #8 · answered by ... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! AHAHHAHAHA!! No no I shouldn't laugh. Disability sucks..but that joke was HILARIOUS
2006-11-05 09:51:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice, another good drinking joke - cheers!
2006-11-05 09:50:55 · answer #10 · answered by blackratsnake 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋